Harrison Fain

[Beautiful Georgia @GeorgiaPics]

Atlanta from the sky

[Harrison Fain @Fain_Train]

Delete your account, brother

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Pujols has 700+ HRs, multiple MVPs, and rings. Bagwell had the better all-around game with the bat, glove, and base running for years in Houston. Who you starting a franchise with?

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Bron feeding Bron feeding
his son in his son in
2006 2026

[Automatic @automaticnba]

BRO THATS HIS LITERAL SON

[PowerMizzou @PowerMizzoucom]

#Mizzou quarterbacks to win a Super Bowl:

Blaine Gabbert
Chase Daniel
Drew Lock

0 snaps, 3 rings

#BackupQBU

[Eliah Drinkwitz @CoachDrinkwitz]

My family and I are thankful to be ⁦@Mizzou⁩. The support from our President, the Board of Curators, AD, boosters and fans is special!
Why Stop Now!!!
#STP

[Ryan Clary @Ryanclary11]

The Nationals and Driveline in the same sentence.

Nats fans should be absolutely thrilled with the hires in the front office, and especially the coaching staff. What a great start to the offseason for the fans who wanted a new direction, wow!

[Jake Mintz @Jake_Mintz]

Sources tell @YahooSports that the Nationals are hiring Andrew Aydt to be an assistant hitting coach on the MLB staff.

Aydt, in his late 20s, is the co-manager of Driveline’s hitting dept. Played D2 ball at McKendree University from 2017-2019.

Nats youth movement continues.

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

Welcome back 🤝 @GamecockFB

[Harrison Fain @Fain_Train]

@grok @BDruryUKfan @BallKnowerfrfr @JoshPateCFB @TomFornelli @grok how about my account?

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

When Coldplay starts playing your song:

[Harrison Fain @Fain_Train]

@RealCJ10 And we all know who the ‘best player’ is…..@jgalvin68 @bgalvin18

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

[Mizzou Hoops @MizzouHoops]

Time to call it… 𝗠𝗶𝘇𝘇𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁

#MIZ 🐯

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Actions speak louder.

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Ja’Marr Chase on why Cincinnati is the right spot long-term: “My quarterback is here.”

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I guess they just not fuckin with me

[Allan Sheffield @SheffieldAllan]

It doesn’t get better than this for Mizzou Basketball

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Drop whatever you’re doing, folks

Here is some absolutely essential context for the people that bemoan the back half of Albert Pujols’s career (his albatross of a contract with the Angels, being a mere shell of his former self in Anaheim, “compiling” his way into the record books, and so on).

Seriously, listen up:

Pujols played for 22 seasons in. The first half of that was his epic first stint with the Cardinals, unquestionably one of the greatest 11-year runs the game has ever seen.

The back half was the Angels contract, a handful of games with the Dodgers, and a return to St. Louis as a platoon player in his mid-40s.

With that in mind, let’s completely ignore those dominant first 11 years; let’s just take the second half of his career and double everything. Let’s just pretend he had the Angels half of his career –– injuries, surgeries, missed games, decline, and all –– twice over without the benefit of the 11 years that earned him the nickname “The Machine.”

Do you know where this exercise puts him?

• 516 HR
• 1778 RBI
• 2622 hits

That’s back-half Pujols x 2. Only ten other players in MLB history have met or exceeded all three of those numbers, and they all sound like they just fell off of Baseball Rushmore:

• Barry Bonds
• Hank Aaron
• Babe Ruth
• Alex Rodriguez
• Willie Mays
• Ken Griffey Jr.
• Frank Robinson
• Rafael Palmeiro
• Jimmie Foxx
• Ted Williams

Those are the only careers as good as second-half Pujols doubled.

Now, instead of doubling second-half Pujols, throw in first-half Pujols. Mind-blowing greatness.

tl;dr — that “subpar” second half would have still put him in the top dozen or so hitters of all time even if he had played his entire career at that level.