Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby

Editor's note: I have not listened to Easter Everywhere in several years

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

If you have elder parents who do nothing but watch tv you need to freeze their accounts yesterday, nothing but gambling ads anymore

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Always gets me when someone refers to art as 'ass,' a constellation of effort, ambition and creativity reduced to mere buttocks

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Was just thinking the other day how Gendo has zero credentials other than saying "Launch the Eva" and every other time you see him he's just kinda chilling

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

people really forget how Bureaucratic Evangelion feels. you see the exact chains of decisions made in any given situation and the exact way responses to those decisions are handled, in board rooms, control rooms, etc by specific people. it’s an Anno specialty and very nice to see

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

the responses to these topics always reinforce why you should be saying a ton of unprompted mean shit to hot people

[zade @tyl0saur]

people love to get mad at hot gay guys off the assumption that they’re mean shallow people and then end up saying a ton of unprompted mean shit to them

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

I like how there's no mid-life crisis anymore, life itself is a crisis

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Also this is literally all people talk about? Lol

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Poverty stunts you. Middle class blinds you. Wealth mutates you. Which Pokémon Class Version starter will you choose?

[Maka Rizzla @itssnaz_]

I also find it interesting how little discussion there is (online anyway) about how stunting poverty can be. It's not a movie about one thing - Chiron growing up poor and seeing his mother suffer from substance abuse is just as important to understanding him as a character.

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

The fat sumbitch from Cactus Gulch will ticket me for bullshit? The same way cops in San Francisco do?

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Texans love to tell you how corrupt their cops ares and it's like, that's just cops

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

@Pile_of_Things Was typing "A little pop culture interrogation never hurt anyone" then i remembered kpop fans doxxing naysayers was a common event in the late 2010s

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

People can complain about them all they want but Beatles contrarians are such a crucial part of the hater ecosystem

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Arts and crafts phase of recovery sorta makes addiction worth it

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Almost seven years clean and sober.

Not a victory lap. Just a fact.

To anyone in the fight right now: it gets quieter. Not easier. Quieter. In the quiet, you find out who you actually are.

That’s the part they can’t take from you.

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

read this as "shower" and realized I have never taken a bad shower

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

has a show ever not fumbled its finale?

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

A fake abstract industry set up by car dealerships and sex fiends, sure, but that was such a common theme in media growing up, a critique against having lived a shallow life with the express purpose of consuming more to further thin it out

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

I like how there's no mid-life crisis anymore, life itself is a crisis

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

give it another 10-15 years

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

Maybe this is finally the turning point in how profoundly deranged a lot of left-wing discourse has been around white people.

[Sera-Jade,𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓻𝓬 @SeraJadeAtPSA]

...arrested the bureaucrat and made sure his village got their clean water - literal opposite of what USA is doing here. These types of incidents are always going to colour my view of both countries. It's truly "socialism or barbarism," as the adage goes!

https://t.co/FyqyjS2N4b

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

kinda crazy how 18yo me and her were on the same wavelength though

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Fine, she ate, but I'm stealing her food

[Half Full, Half Empty, All Half Baby @FaintPaddy]

Why does every athletic commercial feature someone working out in a concrete cube