Madi

just living la vida loca

[Madi @fair_madi]

Halloween costume brainstorming:

Post Office Malone.

It's Post Malone but wearing a mailman outfit & passing out "Congratulation" letters.

[Madi @fair_madi]

@ryamil27 Thank god you specified that we were adults, but I’d like to think we’re still YOUTHS

[Madi @fair_madi]

I tried this with @Snapchat four years ago (with significantly less skill, luck and viral stickiness... 😂). I think I’d use a Bitmoji next time around and slightly fewer Snapchat buzzwords in my headers haha

https://t.co/E6Hgg45BBA

[em ☕️ @caphegirl]

f*ck it, Spotify-themed resume for my dream PM job at @Spotify

[Madi @fair_madi]

@christinealred Yeah but what about our side parts? I subconsciously started wearing a middle part again so that the young kids don’t think I’m lame 😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[anna ◡̈ @notablyanna]

does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent

[Madi @fair_madi]

@Yo_GABA_GABSTER Kind of messed up that I didn’t even know it was pronounced “coo” until just now and I’m so embarrassed hahahaha

[Madi @fair_madi]

Did I pronounce “coup” as “koop” on my work call this morning? Yes, yes I did. 🙃

[Madi @fair_madi]

@b1untforcedrama Mayochup gave me chills. Bad chills... 😳

[Madi @fair_madi]

2020 Halloween at Home: have a meltdown in the closet as the iconic Moira Rose #SchittsCreek #MoiraRose

[Madi @fair_madi]

Someone on our team was a little sus in our morning meeting... Happy Halloween!

(Also peep the Oculus VR mask, spa mask and medical mask as some of my fav Among Us eyewear)

[Madi @fair_madi]

@AlexFairr That’s the one lil I contributed to helping it peak again

[Madi @fair_madi]

@AlexFairr Yesterday, I saw a tweet about Mariah Carey’s classic Christmas hit and it literally made me spiral into listening to Christmas music all day 😬

[Madi @fair_madi]

Love this kind spirit of unity that our president always promotes. 😳🙄

If there is nowhere for Illinois to go, I suppose we’ll just have to go to the polls. #vote

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Illinois has no place to go. Sad, isn’t it? Vote Trump!

[Madi @fair_madi]

Alright, this got me- someone on Biden’s social media team needs a raise for this quick, witty tweet.

Biden was already getting my vote but now he’s getting a little bit of my money AND some social media points. 😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[walker @walkaflocka9]

I too am running for president in 2020.

[Madi @fair_madi]

I’ll be honest, I’m not the most educated in the world of politics- but that debate was ~horrific~ to watch and both Trump and Biden were frustrating to listen to. Why can’t we do better?

[Madi @fair_madi]

@ryamil27 @ChrisJanssen_9 Maybe try 2004

[Madi @fair_madi]

@mrskatieyoder @critcrat77 @faith_abney @Theodopolis_ @OwninObrien @AmericanVito Hahaha idk how I missed this but this is great 😂😂

[Madi @fair_madi]

@EmLew92 Literally same. I bought a two pack- tried them on and thought, hmm they’re really not flattering... and then I ripped off the tags and wore a pair all day... they’re definitely comfy at least!

[Madi @fair_madi]

It took 3 months of work from home but today I finally had the perfect, productive morning:

Woke up early, went for a run, sat in the sun in the park, and had a cup of coffee before my 9 am meeting. It was delightful. Is that what it’s like when you don’t wake up at 8:57 am?

[Madi @fair_madi]

@panicmoonwalker LOL I was with a friend and someone called him from a trivia thing asking what days would you consider the weekend: I said Friday, Saturday and Sunday- he said Saturday and Sunday. Google and trivia both said only Saturday and Sunday 👎🏻

[Madi @fair_madi]

The great Google history refresh: as always, I promise there was a good reason to google all of these and I’m not that weird 😂