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our pools, more fair. 💦
why launch anywhere else?
coming soon to Robinhood

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

the complete fee teardown for launching a token on robinhood chain, as of today. all of these numbers are public. i'm just putting them on one page, which nobody has done, which is itself interesting.

what a creator actually keeps of the trading fees their own token generates:

some otherpad - 20%. the fee is 0.25%, the creator may opt into 0.05% of it. the remaining 0.20% autocompounds into a permanently locked position. it is not paid out. it is not shared. it accrues to liquidity the creator cannot withdraw from, ever. their sniping protection is real and their locked liquidity is genuinely good for buyers - credit where it's due. but the creator economics are 20%.

some other pad - 20%. four-way split of every trading fee: deployers 20%, platform 25%, community 25%, and 30% to a line item published as [REDACTED]. the community 25% buys back and burns the top three tokens weekly. read that again: every token's fees fund buybacks of the top three. if you are not top three, your traders are paying for someone else's green candle. the split is locked in immutable bytecode, which is a real commitment, to a split where the builder gets less than the platform.

some other pad - about 24%. 1.25% total on bonding trades, 0.95% protocol and 0.30% creator, on a dynamic schedule that scales the creator down as market cap climbs.

some other pad - 1% pool fee, split.

some other pad - dead. roughly twelve million in fees in about ten days, launches halted july 11, site dark july 13, and its final act was announcing it would redirect 100% of revenue to creators. that number should not have been a goodbye present.

ours - 100%. enforced by the contract. the platform takes nothing from the fee stream, and nothing from anywhere else either. there is a copy premium — launch a ticker that already has an OG and you pay a one-time fee, wear the copy tag, and that money settles to the original creators. it isn't our revenue. it accumulates in a renounced contract, anyone can push it to the distributor, and creators claim it. we never hold it and we couldn't take it if we wanted to.

the question worth asking isn't which of these is most generous. it's why the other four have to charge you at all. the answer is that the launchpad is the only asset they own. a pad that owns nothing else has to tax the launch. that's the whole explanation.

our pools, more fair. 💦

https://t.co/8HLTYRnt7v

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

We are ready! How does Fair Fun Friday sound?

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

the fix isn't a fairer split. it's a launchpad that doesn't need the money.

ours takes nothing from creators. 100% of lp fees stay with them, enforced at the contract level, because the launchpad isn't the business. it's the front door to something that's been running for two years.

you don't have to take our word for it. that's the point.

our pools, more fair. 💦

https://t.co/8HLTYRnt7v launching soon!

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@alpha_co is it fair?

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@viiibe @SushiSwap not fair?

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

we don't keep it. your imitators pay you. 💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

poolside having fun with frens💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@ofiksgcmax This week 🤞🏽

Our team has been operating for 2+ years on multiple chains💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@christoshi_ @TradePools as fair as you want to be 💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@ofiksgcmax This week 🤞🏽

Our team has been operating for 2+ years on multiple chains💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

it isn't a fee split.

you're set as the owner of the lp position. there's nobody else on it to take a cut — that's why it's 100%, and that's why we couldn't change it if we wanted to.

the liquidity itself can't be pulled. not by you, not by us.

you own the fees. nobody owns the exit. 💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@chubzxmeta

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@bandosei brb

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

creator share of trading fees:

uniswap's pad: 20%, and the rest locks into a pool you can't touch
sushi's pad: 20%
pump: ~24%
ours: 100%, enforced by the contract

that's the entire pitch.

wait til you see what the 80% does 👀💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

the launchpad has no token. there are no points, and you can't farm this with volume.

what gets rewarded is launching something that actually graduates and leaves the place better than you found it.

everyone else pays for activity. bots are better at activity than you are. 💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

the launchpad has no token. there are no points, and you can't farm this with volume.

what gets rewarded is launching something that actually graduates and leaves the place better than you found it.

everyone else pays for activity. bots are better at activity than you are. 💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@pools_dot_fun so the top 3 get bought back weekly, and everyone outside the top 3 funds it

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

@meowphasaurus more fair was the whole point 💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

💦

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

everyone's arguing about whose split is fairer.

creators keep 100% of the lp fees. enforced by the contract, not by a blog post.

and the guys who copy your ticker? they pay a premium that settles back to you.

we take nothing from either side.

our pools, more fair. 💦

https://t.co/8HLTYRnt7v

[fair.fun 💦 @fairdotfun]

everyone's arguing about whose split is fairer.

creators keep 100% of the lp fees. enforced by the contract, not by a blog post.

and the guys who copy your ticker? they pay a premium that settles back to you.

we take nothing from either side.

our pools, more fair. 💦

https://t.co/8HLTYRnt7v