𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴

🔸️𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚡 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 (& 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜)! 𝙰𝚕𝚕'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛! 🔸️ MDNI/LEWDNI ⚠️

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

𝙰𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝙼𝚔𝟷, 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕! 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠. 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

I'll take that as a compliment, young lady! While I'm much more impressive than most vermin, I won't argue with the high that is working for Fairfax Industries!

Addictive as a proper drug, with none of the drawbacks! Just look at me! I'm the very picture of health and progress!

[GRAVES @prefersthedead]

i’m kind of fascinated by your ability to sound like the corpo equivalent of a coked up squirrel every time you open your mouth.

like. [shrugging,] it’s a real skill.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory (Danny's halfway through activating the Chimera, jostling through each switch and gage— anything to avoid looking the man in the eye. If a skeleton still could, he would be sweating bullets right about now.)

Of course, professor! Of course. What else could anyone mean, by that?

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

🍊 THIS STOMACH ACHE HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY FAIRFAX INDUSTRIES

[synth 👻🎶 @GhostOfTheSynth]

"y'all are just porns to me"

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory Would you look at that! I'm getting called into work at this hour. Hoo boy.

Sorry, professor! You know how it is. Have a fair evenin'!

[R e m .ᐟ @sleepsherald]

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“ My bed is 𝘤𝘰𝘻𝘺 and the outside is 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯.ᐟ ”

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory Well, a man can try!

Should you ever change your mind though, or need to spice up that nebulous bedroom life you two got, consider Fairfax!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@sleepsherald 🍊 we may be 8+ years apart but I grew up on hiimdaisy too! Just was on the internet waaaaaay early. Worry not.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

Every day is great at your Fair-fax! 🎶

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

How to get the professor that rump enlargement I'm sure his lady is begging for... hm...

I'm sure we have something.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@sleepsherald 🍊 HIIMDAISY TO TOP IT OFF YESSSSIR

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory Aw, shucks! Well, you two make a fine pair! Must be wonderful!

Though, maybe the rest of you is just large! Proportionally. Maybe we could beef up the rest of you, instead.

I'm sure Mr. Fairfax would be elated to offer! Let me give the man a call, put in an order or three!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

Now why would that happen! Getting a job has made me the happiest man alive— er, unalive! Lemme tell ya.

I suppose I wouldn't be as bright and cheery if I wasn't working for a luminary like Mr. Fairfax. Maybe you two should join the fray, eh?

You'll smile. Forever. Like me!

[GRAVES @prefersthedead]

i’m… going to assume the right direction’s employment. [trying not sound to as nervous as she feels,] getting a job makes * everybody bitchier.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

So many men want to touch me. None of those men are Mr. Fairfax.

I'll change that someday.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@VI1SCERA Ah, but you can't! The only man I'd allow to grab me is the great Maximilian Fairfax! Any other man touching me would be outta the question.

Unless you cover those unsightly hands of yours with one of /our/ gloves. I can compromise!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@VI1SCERA I've already filled my quota for today! Tell me tomorrow, maybe? I can squeeze in a Chimera demonstration during the ritual, just for you! I promise death, destruction, and plenty of blood! Er... not mine, though.

You know. Bones and all.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

Destroying company property was not part of the plan today... At least the bone polish is safe! Whew!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

OUR FAX-PAD...!

[— 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑵𝒀 .ᐟ @deadpack_]

Danny Deadman , crashing into ( readers ) domicile after a freak accident !