𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴

🔸️𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚡 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 (& 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜)! 𝙰𝚕𝚕'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛! 🔸️ MDNI/LEWDNI ⚠️

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

𝙰𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝙼𝚔𝟷, 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕! 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠. 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@VI1SCERA No you do not! What you need, good sir, is some good old fashioned Fairfax 5-Hour Energy! Guaranteed to keep you up for 3, conscious for 2! Popular with the Vampire market, from what I can tell!

Nobody will suspect a thing from you if you're up during daylight hours!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

Ahh, and now night rolls in. Time to cozy up in preparation for tomorrow's tests and gizmos!

Remember, kids! Sleep well today, do well in school tomorrow, and in a few years? Hell, you might make it to our team. So it's important you young folks rest up, too!

[𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐧' 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐄 @RageBleedRepeat]

🪙:: Gulps really loud

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory 🍊 A-thank-you! For both the kind words and well-wishes.

I'm really excited for what's in store, to be honest! Especially now that I really understand the appeal!

I do hope you'll be one of those fantastic RP partners, yanno. A man can hope!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

🍊 oh yeah please call me Nectar! I'm like 22 (freshly) and my intestines fell out 2 days ago. I'm a college student and uhhhh I like guilty gear! I don't really care about much just don't be weird or an ass. I forgor about that.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory 🍊 I'm doing pretty good! Actually got surgery yesterday! Roleplaying from the hospital bed because family guy lowkey boring the hell outta me.

And nah, based is more than deserving! DLDP verse seems to got a whole lotta cool folks in it. You included!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

Impersonating a Fairfax representative? I'm flattered! Please, send us your contact information! Fairfax Industries would love to get in contact with you! To play Deadlock, I mean! And nothing else!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory 🍊 please ignore the existence of this account being as old as my intestines falling out. I don't know what happened but I think the universe legit tried to kill me for getting into deadlock

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@TheDynamoTheory 🍊 THE BASED DYNAMO ACCOUNT IS ALSO HE/HIM AND TRANS AND LIKES MEN! YEOOOOOWIE!

It's definitely been a fun experience for the 48 hours I've been here! I'm ngl guilty gear oomfs who are also here tempted me, so I'm excited to rp with folks I haven't interacted with yet!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@CHASINGCR0WS 🍊 HELPPP I'm destined to be a joking capitalist no matter where I go. I've been considering a Talimun rp account too so Jam could have another capitalist buddy that I play.

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@CHASINGCR0WS 🍊 This is embarrassing now you know I have a type

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@CHASINGCR0WS 🍊 PHONIX ?

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@VI1SCERA @JANUAEST 🍊 Aww thank you I try! Sorry I called Drifter smelly I'm sure he only burns one nostril.

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝔱͞𝔥͞𝔢͞ 𝕯̲𝖗̲𝖎̲𝖋̲𝖙̲𝖊̲𝖗̲. ⸸ @VI1SCERA]

https://t.co/XYlnsa3yOo

giggling rn

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@VI1SCERA @JANUAEST 🍊 omg hi

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@JANUAEST Duly noted! You gentlemen, likewise, should note the speed and range of the Chimera Mk 1! Great for getaways from virulent vampires and bone-chilling bellhops! Just release the pressure gage like so, and—!

(There he goes! What a nuisance...)

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@VI1SCERA @JANUAEST Sorry, sorry! Smelled an opportunity!

More like it reeked! Just looking out! Have a fair day!

[𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐱'𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜! ✴ @FAIRFAX_ADPR]

@VI1SCERA @JANUAEST Try our Fairfax branded 13-in-1 hygiene solution! Ignore that it glows, because your skin sure will! Purchase available at your local drugstore.