Dylan Fairfax

Big Four finance manager • Three-time pub quiz runner-up • Let’s go Magpies!

Unashamed Mantilda, common team ⚽🇦🇺

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@tanpukunokami Wear clean clothes for India is N/A

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@WallStreetApes Not sure they care about the $27.50 in their savings account

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@FuhgedNews This is a $300,000 modern art piece for the Louvre

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@its_The_Dr They aren't stupid or mentally ill. Many of them had technical jobs. They were unfortunate victims who found a sense of belonging in the wrong place.

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@its_The_Dr This is evidence that the religious brainwashing mindset is real. They are excited, jubilant, genuinely excited for the future.

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@kevinkfyam He's directly responsible for 80 million Chinese deaths and they worship him as a genius revolutionary with his face printed on every renminbi paper note.

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@kevinkfyam He forced his entire population to work in agriculture and promptly created the worst famine in history.

That's a level of retardation only China could achieve.

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@SealtheSeventh Perhaps. But in Holmes case I believe her entire cognitive load is spent managing a complex web of fraudulent lies that no resources are left to act normal.

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@TrungTPhan Jobs' genius was understanding possibilities, recognising genuine talent and extracting their best work

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@Hank_Braak Your uncle is a fkn idiot

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@VictoriaNoir89 It would've been classified an own goal otherwise

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@amc_987 @wjf110 The same smile as they watch a butcher mercilessly torture a dog alive to inflict as much suffering as possible so the meat tastes better.

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@nheller718 "What's your favourite number? Is it different to the confirmation text number you just received?"

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@MustardFren @NavarreVal The left-right eye thing doesn't bother you?

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@FadeHubb Love Louis Theroux’s reaction

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@clairemorgan_7 What is wrong with these people

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@bensimpsonau Was he speaking with an Australian accent?

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@more_meat_loaf My new favourite video

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@_JeNeSaiPas Need a follow up with this guy

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@TrumpsLostBalls The perpetrator got 11 months though, so justice served