Tim Turner

[Jimmy Randazzo @JimmyRandazzo]

Gerrit Cole entered the game with a 0.00 ERA.

He leaves the game with a 0.00 ERA.

Retweet if you love Gerrit Cole.

[Javarevisited @javarevisited]

Manager: We lost our best engineer today.

CEO: The one leading payments?

Manager: Yes.

CEO: Did another company offer more money?

Manager: No.

CEO: Then why leave?

Manager: He said he was tired of fixing the same production issues every week.

CEO: That’s part of the job.

Manager: He didn’t mind fixing issues. He minded that nobody wanted to fix the root cause.

CEO: We prioritized speed.

Manager: He wanted quality.

CEO: So he left over that?

Manager: He left because he felt like a firefighter, not an engineer.

Good engineers don’t just want to solve problems.
They want to eliminate them.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

G feels the need… the need for speed.

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@Jujutalksball @TalkinYanks Looks like he's not even doing anything? All these other starters on other teams have numbers there and he only has zeros.

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@BellaBaddie__

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@lady_valor_07 Tony Hawk

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@TheTrueVanguard Anyone remember "rumble packs" for N64? The controllers didn't vibrate so you had to plug in an external device to get that.

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@ridgewallet A touch of thread locker on the screws would be huge. One day i looked at my Ridge wallet because the cover was coming off and all but a few screws were gone. I'll still buy another, but that'll be the first thing i do to it.

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@otokyo Yeah, $8.25/HR in high school working at a pretzel shop.

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@thenihiin Do you lose if it catches you?

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@ElephantSignal Yes

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Aaron James Judge 🫡

#AllRise

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

New York Schlitty 🗽

#RepBX | @Cam32Schlittler

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@elonmusk has anyone done research on doing different types of drugs in space? Asking for a friend.

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@Yankees @Giancarlo818 Imagine an October with Stanton AND Judge locked in...

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@Yankees JuDgE iSnT ClUtCh. 😅😅

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@nut_history Dude was fighting for a world title every year

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@JacobBSpeaks Sonny!

[Tim Turner @fairlyoddchild]

@DavidP_Johnson4 @BenVerlander People grieve differently. Many choose to step back and take time to process their loss. Others choose to keep going, and dedicate their work to their loved ones. Gotta respect both.