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[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

This is how stupid our people are. And it’s most of the population

I am selling rice for N1,000. Rice is essential for everyone to eat. Everyone is buying the rice. Suddenly a new producer comes and says rice is now N10,000. You complain and groan. He now goes “Ok I will give you loan so that you can afford the N10,000 rice”. You now jubilate and say “This man is trying. He cooked with that loan for me to be able to afford rice”

This is the tale of NELFUND.

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

NOBODY COMES BACK SAD AFTER A GOOD WORKOUT. MAYBE TIRED, MAYBE HUNGRY, BUT NEVER SAD.

[Sivori @sivori]

Your father may be the only man who wants you to do better than him.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chlöe Bailey as Meg Griffin for Halloween.

[albina @enjojoyy]

I have 0 ego because I'm re-teaching myself calculus from scratch at 25

it requires full ego death, trust me

[Mark @Marknit0]

I hate when ppl are funnier than me😭

[DON-JOE||mPSN⚕️ @JoeOfficial12]

Apc billboards dey always resemble threat.

“Expect more”
“We are not done”
“You will see something you have never seen before”

Oginikwa🥲🥲

[NOMADINHO @BlaqBonez]

there’s insane greatness within me, na why i no dey really send una

[Hauwa’u @meyjeeds]

I hate low quality people sm😭

[◢ ◤ @swagnito]

@a4lasade Your DSS friend can only recover your body.

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

we are living in a boondocks episode

[🌸 @achieshiii]

saw a comment that said:

"Paying taxes right now feels like sponsoring criminals."

😭😭😭

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000).

Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000).

Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all.

The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

They started with your face, moved on to your waist, and now they're after your knees. Meanwhile, endometriosis and PCOS research still can't get funded. Capitalism at its finest.

[Old Media @oldmedia]

This scene aged well

[The singing Designer @stephthefania]

Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕

[octobersrich @0ctobersrich]

Naija underground trap music
EVERY CITIZEN MUST COLLECT CHICKEN PIE!!

[doradexploraaaaaa 🫎 @chief_fidora]

Tinubu’s audacity to run again is genuinely so shocking. are you mad ?

[MADAKI @PillzMadaki]

This is exactly 2:30am.

Dear APC supporters God will punish every single one of you.