Kimmy McGinger

They are lying! They know we know and they don’t care! Transverse Myelitis ♿️🇬🇧🇪🇺

[Kimmy McGinger @fairykim]

@JohnJCrace So sorry

[Kimmy McGinger @fairykim]

@mrhenrymorris @RefugeeAction Well done! You are incredible!

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

This is spectacular. Right on the money. Whoever wrote this absolutely understands our popular culture.

[Kimmy McGinger @fairykim]

My Son, Louis Atkinson is fundraising for Cancer Research UK. He was amazing during my cancer journey. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/odlzQmLMP1

[Kimmy McGinger @fairykim]

@mrhenrymorris @Parody_PM @RefugeeAction 👍🏻👍🏻

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Morning all.

I'm a bit sick of how refugees are routinely dehumanised in public discourse.

So I've decided to run 240 miles in 9 days, from where I live in West Wales to a gig in London, to make some noise and raise money for @RefugeeAction.

More here:
https://t.co/Dt7KKe8awp

[Kimmy McGinger @fairykim]

@arrivanortheast How come the 57/57A busses are never to timetable? The 10:24 hasn’t shown up (again)
#publictransport #unreliable #late

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

My letter to @Nigel_Farage. Hope the font doesn’t hurt his eyes and brings on a migrant.

[Live Theatre @LiveTheatre]

Live Theatre Statement:

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

The Papua New Guinea Courier's take on the UK's racist moron problem.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

The elephant in the room here, is that we've just put someone in charge of prisons who cuts keys to order.

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Even I would have got more votes than the Tories at this election.

Yep.

And I am a Fucking Pigeon with no concept of votes.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

don't worry @RishiSunak we've got a seat for you

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

🚨🚨🚨ELECTION DAY EXCLUSIVE!🚨🚨🚨

The spacetime continuum has just gifted me this documentary newsreel from 2034 which asks

THE TORIES - WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Absolutely loving this press Rishi has done about his daily routine during the election.

[Live Theatre @LiveTheatre]

Check out the trailer for #TheBounds to see some of the drama unfold in this peat black comedy that takes an unexpected turn!
Catch the final performances here in Newcastle
Today Thu 6 Jun, 2pm & 7.30pm
Fri 7 Jun, 7.30pm
Sat 8 Jun, 2pm & 7.30pm
before it transfers to London
Don't delay in getting your tickets at https://t.co/phoCUvrynS

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Sunak the ultimate hypocrite today

6 years after D-Day , The European Convention on Human Rights was established to protect the basis of democracies in Europe and the freedoms of those of us within it. Churchill was a part of its founding

Sunak is willing to remove us from it

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Frank Hester said Diane Abbott made him want to hate all black women, and she should be shot. The Conservative Party acknowledged that these remarks were racist and completely unacceptable.

But hey, money is money!

[Live Theatre @LiveTheatre]

We are down to the final 6 performances of #TheBounds here in Newcastle before it heads to London and the great reviews are still rolling in!
@the_Crack say 'The Bounds will be at Live Theatre until the 8th June, so do make sure to witness this one-of-a-kind tale for yourself.'
Read it in full at https://t.co/iftNUWACiS and then snap up your tickets asap at https://t.co/phoCUvr0yk

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

The FA, Lionesses players and staff were devastated to hear of the tragic passing of 10-year-old Leah Harrison.

We ask fans to come together in the 10th minute of Friday’s game against France at St James’ Park in recognition of her life and in support of her family. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤️