fairyslvt🧚🏾💜

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT

[zach @ZachNagel7]

“Luxury apartments” whole time it’s just:

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[fairyslvt🧚🏾💜 @fairyslvtx]

@_benjvmins_ I was gonna say this exact thing and realized someone simply must’ve done it already

[miia @miiagarro]

i should've bought a house in 2007 instead of playing on my pink nintendo ds

[່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if i had a dick id get hard from drinking like a really good cup of crisp cold water

[kait 🌈 @kaitnotcake]

the second best thing a man can do with his mouth is eat pussy. the first is shutting the fuck up

[iyi🌸 @iyiolabby1]

Y'all having sex before marriage, killing, lying, stealing, working on Sunday, getting tattoos and piercings etc. but always worried about somebody being gay😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy. I want a soft life because my nervous system has been in survival mode for years 😭😭 IM OVER IT

[Kurokami @deadlyrot]

“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Artists are canceling shows and tours because no one is buying tickets, but no one lowering ticket prices.

[erika🌹😷 | on love island time 🏝️ @honeymoonaries]

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

i like routine….until i get rlly bored then i like the club & making bad decisions. until i get anxiety then i like routine.

[ً @cryst6ls]

sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

what’s crazy about “bisexual women w/ their straight bf at pride” aside from everything else- is how do you know the bf is the straight one? Why is there no “bisexual man w/ his straight gf at pride” discourse? Oh right cause it’s just another way to shit on women.