Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉

alter ego | graveyard for things i wouldn't post anywhere | taking a nap

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

this friday evening toggle switch 🔥 >>>

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

@Nawakadal3 If the TRF says, "The sun rises from the east", would that make it untrue?

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

acha magar haan. arabic mai kahan hai "P". maybe yehi reason ho.

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

mai sapna dekh raha tha. muje kya pain lagi. mai soch raha tha P se muslim ladkun ke naam usme. muje parvaiz ke bagair kuch nahi aaraha tha. fir jab mai utha, waha jo sach mai P se ladkun ke naam hee ne hai. whattttttt.

[Wade Lentz @wadelentz]

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we'll be home around 9 pm tonight.

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

i don't know why but this sounded way too funny in my head.
maine cousinke 2 saal ke bacheko bola. woh kuch bihaer tarane hum kar raha tha:
"don't forget your identity. you are a kashmiri, act like one... pick a stone". usko toh samj ne aya. magar maine bohat hassa. made my day.

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

Why is it always a goodbye and not a good-hi.

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

This has been going on for 77 years.

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

god forbid if a pawn tries to move freely once in their lifetime.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

An important update.

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

guys literally want one thing. the thing:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A collection of weird lighters

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

turning into that uncle jiske 110 chrome tabs khulle hote hai.

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

@Rottingin4K fir shift extend karlo toh kahengay: "you need to learn time management". 🥱

[Faisal Ahmad Wani 🍉 @faislwani]

@lemekashmirii eid mubarak

[©️Khalfy Jahangir @Khalfy_jahangir]

Kashmir k loogu ka liver mazbuut hoga kya was epic 🗿

[القرآن الکریم @Al_Quran_011]

reposts, it will help you❤️🎧🕊️

[Fatima Shah @fatimazyhra]

me facing that indian youtuber who taught me chemistry