Alexandria Maurica

🌎✈️🌏✈️🌎 I’ve been around the world and back... it’s more exciting on the other side.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

Reason #3982 I'm still single.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

Just wanted to pop back into let y’all know that I just watched a couple kiss through their masks in public before they quickly had to part ways. It was just as awkward as it sounds.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@DoorDash_Help Literally still not working for me:-) thx

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

here’s a classic “I forgot twitter exists” check-in. how ya doing? how’s ya moms? been a while....
See y’all in a year, probably.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

This is genuinely heartbreaking. This is also something my brothers experience on a regular basis. I can’t understand racism. I can’t understand what experiencing racism is like, simply because I *look* white, though I’m mixed. It’s such a strange thing... but it’s upsetting.

[KB @KB_HGA]

This is very important to me. I’m not proud of what I’m about to say. I bought a treadmill so I wouldn’t have to jog outside in my neighborhood. In my life I’ve been harassed more times then I can remember & I really just wanted a space to run freely...

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@megancarnahan16 A whole mood lmao

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@megancarnahan16 I was going to send you the YouTube workouts I was doing but nvm 😂

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@ItsThatSteven @Sheridan_Brent @NerdOfGodcast @EL_7VEN Steven, I literally always defended you😂

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@NerdOfGodcast @EL_7VEN @ItsThatSteven IT’S TRUE.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

Y’all, what the?😨 so wild.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Lil Aron has the most important thing. The right face to match his funkiness.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@barkbox Incredible

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@Zach_Bailey98 To be fair, WHO is siding with a communist country in saying that there was no human-to-human spread of COVID-19 in Wuhan. There’s an ongoing investigation in the way they collected this non-evidence.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

Okay but why weren’t we doing this before? This is my least favorite part of flights 🙄

[Spectrum News NY1 @NY1]

Delta Airlines is temporarily changing how people board; travelers whose seats are in the last row will board first, with the process continuing row-by-row to the front to minimize interactions. First and business class can board when they want, but are encouraged to wait.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@pulte $AlexandriaMaurica 😛

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

I can’t with y’all 😂

[MCU Exchange @MCUExchange]

Marvel Studios Has Reportedly Met With John Krasinski For Unknown MCU Project

https://t.co/QIiXCcdYZ2

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

All these girls in quarantine talking about how they haven’t washed their hair in like 5 days, but they don’t care bc they have no one to impress... is now a good time to tell them they shouldn’t be washing their hair everyday anyway & that’s why it’s always greasy?👀

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

Heartbreak revelation:
Healthy relationships/marriages are not some rite of passage when you’ve made it to some level maturity or perfection. That does not mean we aren’t being perfected in the process, but man, marriage is not a boyscout badge.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

GUESS WHO’S BACK?
honestly probably just going to tweet embarrassing moments & memes.
First embarrassing moment: I thought my house mates were talking about sex when they said “team-building” (they’re married), but they use that as a term for “conflict resolution”. Awkward.

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

*ryan shows maura a meme*
Maura: “I’m sorry, I don’t get it... I wasn’t homeschooled.”

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

flying off into the nations. see u in six weeks, twitter-verse. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

[Alexandria Maurica @faitdetoiles]

@Darth_Pepe_93 every time we play smash bros, THIS IS WHY I PICK WII FIT TRAINER 😂😂😂

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

there are few things in life more satisfying than winning a smash game with a troll character like wii fit trainer or duck hunt or bowser jr.

leaves me feeling like a sophisticated scholar and an annoying jr. higher... all at the same time. bless