joff

❝as long as I am your king, treason shall never go unpunished.❞ ♛ Fᴜʀɪᴏᴜs ʀᴏᴀʀ ♛ || «you'll be strong and fierce, just like your Fᴀᴛʜᴇʀ.»

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Anyway I miss you @OfWrathAndRuins

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@CrownedLionstag @sxlverlioness @heiroflions Qué cursi eres, Lyonel, de verdad.

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@CrownedLionstag *Sonríe, de forma cínica y fría* Ah, pobre Lyonel. Menos mal que no ha sido nada.

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Perdío @CrownedLionstag

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@CrownedLionstag Perfectamente, ¿no me ves? *Miente, y lo hace a consciencia. Quiere que su hermano lo vea, quiere que se sienta mal. De hecho, quiere que toda su familia se sienta mal* A quién no le viene bien estar encerrado con una panda de locos por un tiempecito, ¿Eh, hermano?

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@CrownedLionstag *El achuchón hace que sus rizos acaben por taparle los ojos. Con un gesto que recuerda a su tío, aparta los mechones y levanta una ceja* Ah, ¿eso ha hecho? Seguro que te ha contado lo bien que estoy después de salir de rehabilitación, ¿no? Sí, es su historia favorita. *Rueda los

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@pristinelion Because is our mom, what the fuck. Guess I'm a better person than you, how funny.

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@pristinelion What does that have to do with anything. Who cares about that, your new girlfriend?

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@pristinelion Obviously, dickhead.

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Learnt from you and your siblings.

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@pristinelion Watch your mouth before I break your teeth, Tommen.

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@myrcellaneous That's literally a lie, fuck off.

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@pristinelion How many times do I have to tell you that you can't be in a relationship with your cats, brother.

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@pristinelion Are you trying to be a cool guy now, Tom-Tom?;

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@myrcellaneous Why are you even talking about her sexual activities in the first place. Don't you have any kind of respect for her?

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This never happened.

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@forsakenxlion On my mother's boobs probably.

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Ugly @forsakenxlion

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Are you calling mother disgusting?