faith tomlinson

sorry but I mainly tweet about my daughters now 🤷🏻‍♀️ and sometimes my husband

[Brandi Rhodes @TheBrandiRhodes]

He's not invited to Thanksgiving. Not yet. There's an open seat but...too early to fill it right now.

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My kids are not prepared for me to scream the bridge to dial drunk by @NoahKahan on Friday

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Nothing brings me more joy than when a parent of an older generation criticizes my parenting because my 4 year old isn’t afraid of me 🙃

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Let’s talk about how my toddler pretends she doesn’t know how to talk but i just sneezed in the kitchen and from the living room i hear this tiny little “bless you” 😅🤣

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I was already pretty obsessed with Lillie Scout but this week she’s decided her favorite song is Cherry Bomb by the Runaways and i just love that child 🤣🤣

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Nothing is better than realizing your 4 year old is singing along to @mtrench with you #whodoyoulove

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 30 Dec 2010 (via @twi_age).

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#TJKlune books are so heartbreakingly beautiful

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When we started teaching Ellie sign language we started watching #MrsRachel and we love her… the only problem is now i have an angry 1 year who knows more signs than me and thinks I’m an idiot

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Ticketmaster crashed……hmmmm i wonder why

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When you can’t tell if your child is being respectful or sarcastic but she’s using yes ma’am either way so it’s a win