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an anxious stranger

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Every time someone buys my book I feel like I’m stealing from them lol. Like all I did was publish my journal and y’all are just paying to read it lol. So weird. Anyways go buy the jasmine journal lol

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@CapitalOne Pleasepleasepleaseplease #TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway

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@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway

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vibes? lot of em.

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thoughts? nah.

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@korinnebaker What book

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Girls night with chat. Also known as a series of unfortunate events.

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“I don’t wanna talk… cause it makes me feel sad”

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I think I just wrote the saddest subtly sexy song I’ve ever written. I’m shook.

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Is it just me or do all Spotify users not know how to function properly when someone hands them a phone that uses Apple Music

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Currently rambling to the man at the post office about how this is my first book I wrote that I’m mailing out to people and poor man is just trying to do his job and stick labels on a stack of 30 packages I set on his desk he said “good for you honey”

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Forcing a car full of seven people to listen to my new song that I wrote while we’re on a road trip.
Pretty sure everyone’s annoyed at me.

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Did all my laundry.
Cleaned my room.
Refilled my meds.
Wrote a new song.
Sellin my book.
Goin on a plane.
Happy Friday.

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Do I pay back the one dollar for the water bottle or do I never speak to them again because I’m so embarrassed that I didn’t have a dollar bill?
I think we know the answer.

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Do you ever just feel… like a plastic bag?

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Once again crying in the office. Why? Oh it’s nothin. I’m just listening to the songs I wrote.

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Raise your hand if you or a loved one struggle with bouts of uncontrollable cuteness aggression that’s channeled into clenching your jaw and breaking your teeth. You may be entitled to stop.
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Thought this was Venmo and almost just tweeted y’all money for chai

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One two buckle my shoe
Three four shut the door
Five six pick up sticks
Seven eight lay them straight
Nine ten please by my book it’s really good and I’m really proud of it
https://t.co/H8MkJDDm0H

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An hour and a half rant to my boss about religious trauma like I didn’t come in an hour late and I’m not about to have an hour lunch break and then leave early for jiu jitsu. She loves me.