Peter B. Parker.

¨ ㅤ⠀ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 ㅤ⠀⠀⌁ ㅤㅤ Do I honestly regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

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❛ Alright, people. Let’s
do this one last time. ❜
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╱ S P I D E R - M A N .

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

@misfitrites That’s what friends are for, bud. Snorts and shakes his head a bit.

“Again? I swear they never sleep. Hey, I did told you to wear something less ‘Harry’ — embrace the sweatpants.” Definitely should not be taking fashion advice from this hobo lookin’ dude.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Here to save the day.
Gently prods @misfitrites. Who does he have to fight?

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Teen lingo, man. It’s nuts.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

What do /any/ of those words mean—

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Calm down.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

@starsinherveins + He deeply sighs, plopping down on the steps and dropping his head.

“I’m sorry, MJ.” Chews on his bottom lip, a frown now visible from his features. “That’s probably stupid, huh.”

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

@starsinherveins + The one person who made all of this worth it. And he managed to ruin all that. But that doesn’t mean he can’t try to fix this.

“I was dumb, MJ. I wasn’t thinking clearly. I was scared — I didn’t think I was capable of fulfilling that role of a.. dad.” +

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Doesn’t need these kids flexing at him with their AirPods and Anti Social Club shirts.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Capt wishes he had moves like this.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

CAN THEY STOP WITH THE YELLING.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Probably sounded like grumpy cat there. It’s his fatherly instincts kicking in.

Pft, cooler than him? He doubts it.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Honestly would’ve caught that with his mouth if he wasn’t turned back. With spider reflexes, he was quick enough to catch the bagel with a thin web.

“Thank god it’s not a shoe this time.”

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Dope sandals. Look, they’re sweatpants buddies!
Already off to a great start, man. He should reward himself with a box of pizza. Lucky for him, Peter just knows the place.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Language.

Shit, he’s turning to Capt. Ugh.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

@cerisetruths + a finger. I’m completely fine.” Hurriedly breathes out, reassuring her. Lifts his free hand to his nape, a small smile forming. “Met some cool people who taught me some hard hitting life lessons. Basically, I had time to think about things . . like, well, us.”

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

@cerisetruths Got sucked into another whole ass universe and had to babysit and mentor at the same time (which he’s surprisingly good at, by the way) but worrying her is the least thing he wants now.

“I went AWOL for a while. Don’t worry, I didn’t break a rib or lost +

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE.
Honestly, he can relate. But he channels that sadness into motivation in working out and keeping a VERY MUCH healthy lifestyle.

[Peter B. Parker. @faithsleap]

Damn ma is it that serious.