faith tyrell

not a beauty queen.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Where’s my juul: a thread

[faith tyrell @faithtyrell]

#dearjohn

[faith tyrell @faithtyrell]

@AmazonHelp will you please send me a new mirror? And take ownership over the 7 years bad luck?

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

.@PeteButtigieg knocks another one out of the park: “I don’t have a problem standing up to someone who was working on season seven of ‘Celebrity Apprentice, while I was packing my bags for Afghanistan.”

[faith tyrell @faithtyrell]

@SpiritAirlines PLEASE help. You canceled my flight 6 hours before take off. I was meeting my best friend who has been living in Australia for a year and a half and we only have the weekend. Please help make this weekend happen for me.

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

i wear walmart with my chanel

[faith tyrell @faithtyrell]

@ChaseSupport my credit card is locked and I can’t get it unlocked. PLEASE help. Bad time of year for no access to my card!

[Lauren Gallo (she/her) @MissGallo]

The best time to call me is email.

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@MissAmericaOrg Think you can change your ways in only 30 days? We could all only be so lucky. #standwithcara

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I know you do bb

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

got time and eyes only for u

[faith tyrell @faithtyrell]

Can’t stop thinking about spaghetti.

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@JCarsonC @QueerEye Actually just a #brag

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. @QueerEye in KC has me chasing after a man for the first time in my life.

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“I want to drop 6 six pounds.”

*eats fried potatoes for breakfast*

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@angelmartinez12 You’re not wrong

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pageants: where kiddos eat chicken nuggets for every meal and still have abs.

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@JCarsonC The most important tweet of the 5th of July

[faith tyrell @faithtyrell]

It’s 10:18 and the only thing I can think about is lunch.