married Femto

🕺🏾💃🏾🐈‍⬛🐈

[married Femto @faizantula]

When you like a flower, you just pluck it, but when you love a flower, you water it daily.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

The disrespectful dunk with 4 seconds left. Boy I fuckin love it. Hate is back.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Dawg is that Dillon Brooks playing a game of “Operation” where you have to steal the ball from SGA without being called for a foul 😭

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

Dunking on the player who raised the MVP you wanted right in front of you and your biggest rival since you were 16 at the same time.

This is the greatest picture of all time.

[married Femto @faizantula]

I love my wife 🥺

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[` @lisaawrites]

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

I’ve got a theory.

When people don’t create
music
art
ideas
anything…

they start creating problems instead.

Unused energy gets weird.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

That tough guy act ain’t cutting it .... you know what you are.. you know what you’ve always been>>> A PUSSY (SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK) Been kicking your ass and pretty please make the playoffs before you talk. It’s a known thing that I OWN YOU. @KarlTowns

[married Femto @faizantula]

@bananabear_98 You are welcome

[😵‍💫 @bananabear_98]

I love my husband so much for making me a mom

[😵‍💫 @bananabear_98]

I cannot wait to meet my little baby 😭😫😫 ❤️

[😵‍💫 @bananabear_98]

u can’t do shit being pregnant 😔

[😵‍💫 @bananabear_98]

My husband makes me laugh really hard and my ribs hurt for DAYSSSS after 😫😫 I can’t even laugh anymore

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

LeBarristan

[married Femto @faizantula]

Seeing Coby white go off feels so good man 😪

[married Femto @faizantula]

wit my wife btw