Fake Michael Jones

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@esthercrawford imagine sleeping on the floor at work to ship something only to have your boss unlaunch it via tweet. cc @TaylorLorenz @karaswisher

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@auroter you have to be as smart as torvalds to fix the shit antigravity craps out

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@Jason google operates exclusively business that are ads margins or have the potential to be ads margins. cloud has amazing margins but it's a black sheep because it's not as good as ads. google is never going to buy uber.

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@prime_sui he certainly is giving something away for free

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@soby0x Should have called him “Patagoniacci”

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@mishalgorithm He means JavaScript you dolt

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@JalinTroutman35 It could be the twelve of hearts and a two (any suit)

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@TheNerdWASuit What's Doug's take on the Herculad controversy?

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@0xRacist @nikitabier sick website bro

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@SandyofCthulhu Greatest tweet of all time

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@AscendantNomad No

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@__paleologo "no, come l'imperatore"

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@tweetbywinter Someone call Pfizer

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@DolphinMossad SUPER WHITE TUNA

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@jgmcpherson @McFranchisee @McDonalds Sweetgreen?

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@travis4nh what email client are you using?

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@LevyAntoine Where’s mecredi?

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@zapzapbeep @theMV_Gman @AlaskaAirNews Send pix pls

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

@olafurw did you see people are accidentally signing up to run for president of iceland: https://t.co/scu5JwFpOw

[Fake Michael Jones @fakeAH_michael]

Bank Run is way less fun than Temple Run #SVB #SiliconValleyBank #bankrun #templerun