Chris Russell

I'm from the fake mind of Chris Russell, Redskins ace for 106.7 and ex-ESPN 980 reporter. My 3 loves in life: Lorenzo Alexander, Medifast & Gold's Gym.

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

@JacksonSports @RealSmokinAl @ESPNradio941 I will drink a Natty Light to this news!

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

TEXT from Bruce: "Move in day to my new (old) office is Monday. Make sure the band is there to play. HTTR."

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

@JacksonSports I've got them No. 3 right now, Scott.

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

@funnydanny This was, of course, Bruce's idea all along.

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

@chaddukes Yay or Natty Light?

Natty Light for the win.

#BIGSHOOTER
#OAKTONFALLS
#HTTR
#RICHMONDTRAININGCAMPWASASUCCESS

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

Clearing up something a few of you have asked about.

YES, my Twitter photo is from *MY* appearance at the White House.

NO, I had positively nothing to do with cocaine that was discovered at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Thank you.

https://t.co/MQaRXF0hLC

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

Checklist for MY trip to #OaktonFalls NOW!!!!

Two 30-packs Busch Light Peach

Two 24-packs Natural Light Naturdays

500 packages bottle rockets

250 cherry bombs

100 M80s

#HTTR Ifeanyi Ohalete inflatable doll

10 #Redskins beachballs

+++ Leopard thong swimsuit

@chaddukes

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

Rizzo: "Boz, look at how those other guys suck! Write something about how I was right in shipping them out."

Boz: "You got it, Mike."

Rizzo: "Thanks, Boz. Your complimentary club seats are renewed for 2024."

[Dan Steinberg @dcsportsbog]

The Nats were right to let their stars go. All of them. Tom Boswell, checking in https://t.co/3Yph2we9tw

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

TEXT from Dan Snyder: "You gotta number for Bezos? Harris is coming up short on the cash and I gotta find another buyer."

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

TEXT from Bruce Allen: "I watched practice from MY BRAND NEW/OLD OFFICE -- Roger said the sale is far enough along for me to move in!!! #HTTR looking good on field!!!!"

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

"You've destroyed all of the videos and shredded the flight logs for that, um, trip Dan and I made, right?"

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Jerry Jones talking with Norm Chirite, lawyer for Dan Snyder. Wonder what they’re talking about.

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

TEXT from Bruce Allen: "When I rejoin #HTTR as team president, I'm gonna win that Friendly To The Media Award deal that Ron won. The media loves me!"

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

TEXT from Dan Snyder: "My sale price is gonna bankrupt Josh Harris and his crew of minions so I'm making sure I get 98% of all ticket revenues in new stadium IN PERPETUITY!!!! #HTTR"

(Permission to leak it to those of your choosing)

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

E-Mail from Larry Michael: "New owner. New era. Return of a familiar voice?"

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

TEXT from Bruce Allen: "I'm back, baby!!!!!! Josh Harris said I can have my old office back. Jason Wright, thanks for your effort -- BE OUT BY 5 P.M.!!!!"

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

Congrats to @MrChickSports !

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

🚨 NEW PRESEASON TV CREW 🚨

🗣️ @MrChickSports
🗣️ @BMitchliveNBCS
🗣️ Logan Paulsen

@nbcwashington | #HTTC

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

SOURCE: Bruce Allen is the person in the custom.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

good morning

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

TEXT from Bruce Allen: "I'm not employed by #HTTR so I am allowed to tamper by contacting Andrew Luck on Ron's behalf without penalty. Bite me, Irsay."

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

BRUCE ALLEN FIRST-ROUND NFL DRAFT GRADES

#HTTR -- A++++++++++++++++++++++
Philly -- D
NYG -- D-------------------------
Dallas -- Z---------------------------------------

[Chris Russell @fakeC_Russell]

#HAZ
#HTTR
#MYGUY
#OLDDAYS
#THEBEST
#ERECTION
#BRUCEALLEN

[Chris Russell AKA the 🐓🐓! @Russellmania621]

My guy, Jim Haslett, the head coach of the @XFLSeaDragons is our special guest today at 3 P ET as Seattle comes to @AudiField for @XFLDefenders in playoffs Sunday + we'll look back on his time w/ #Redskins & more. @XFL2023
LISTEN: @TEAM980, @Audacy App & https://t.co/mSdRNQNHfZ