Drew Alvarez

oh... hi there // he/him

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

They gave me false hope 😭😭😭 OU just too good. Great showing though. Way to bounce back after the fall

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Don't give me hope, LSU gymnastics. Don't do it.

[chan @Candelarius2400]

Good evening, Sharks. I'm seeking funding for a chocolate-barbeque flavored snack, containg trace amounts of chocolate, raisins, garlic, and xylitol, for the perfect peaceful park picnic experience. For just $200k you can get in on the ground floor of Off-Leashers.

[Kat @KatAUversion]

I’m a romantic… of course I want to eat a hotdog at the ballpark with you

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

for those not watching : https://t.co/8xmkQg66Kr

[LSU Women's Basketball @LSUwbkb]

B2B 🤯

📺ESPN

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Love a fast start!!!!! Feel like the last two years we were pretty lethargic in the first/second round!

Keep it up Tigers!!!

[LSU Women's Basketball @LSUwbkb]

Bayou Bella for 👌🔥

📺ESPN

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

can't leave Flau'jae that open!!! also the behind the back pass!!!!

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Omg I'm back on the isthmus

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Bring me back to the isthmus

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Look I did call it didn't I

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Not the king cake in September at the LSU game 😭😰 something bad going to happen now.

How did ESPN allow this? How did LSU let it into the stadium??? A failure by all parties.

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

@TheAbsol Missingno subscribers?

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

oh hell yeah. got a banger

[【公式】ポケモン情報局 @poke_times]

@fakeDPA
あなたが出会ったのは、このポケモン！

キャンペーンへのご参加ありがとうございました！
30周年ロゴアイコンをランダムでプレゼント🎁

[【公式】ポケモン情報局 @poke_times]

@fakeDPA
あなたが出会ったのは、このポケモン！

キャンペーンへのご参加ありがとうございました！
30周年ロゴアイコンをランダムでプレゼント🎁

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Love that the guy next to him is teaching him the proper Canadian curling technique

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Noah Schnapp supporting Canada during the USA-Canada gold medal men’s hockey game at the 2026 Olympics.

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Can't believe I saw Simu Liu on Broadway and at the stage door and forgot to show him the monologue I wrote for him

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

Here, I'll even help write the start of the monologue:

https://t.co/4U2PWs6mBv

(theoretically Sandra Oh and Awkwafina would make cameo appereances in it as well)

[Drew Alvarez @fakeDPA]

dang, doing irrevocable harm to the Canadians are polite stereotype

[John Tomkinson @johnwtomkinson]

So sad to see the video of Canadian Olympian Marc Kennedy who got caught cheating for Team Canada in curling today. He was confronted by the Swedish team and reacted with a disservice to Canada.