fake Pete Ricketts

Equity Before the Law | parody account of Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Let's cut my taxes the Nebraska way

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

I want everyone to know I’m doing a great job handling the pandemic

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

I am going to own the libs by contracting the coronavirus.

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

I can’t believe the Big Ten forced me not to do a mask mandate.

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Everyone should wear a mask.

But if you require everyone to wear a mask in your city I will sue you with taxpayer money.

Are we clear?

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Are there any other Ashfords for Kara Eastman to beat?

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Please don’t tell anyone that my incompetence is going to cost us the husker’s football season.

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

What do you do if you bought two terms as governor of your home state but still feel empty inside? Asking for a friend 😕

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

My prayers to end abortion will be about as effective as the Democrats’ prayers to win statewide again

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

It has come to my attention that a white nationalist was employed by my campaign.

In light of this new information, I have promoted him.

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

From my experience drunk auditors are the best kind of auditors

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

I hope everyone enjoyed Scott Frost Day

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Killing this inmate is the thing that will finally make my dad proud of me

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

I am so happy that I paid someone to throw a brick through the window of the NE GOP

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Any new revenue from online sales tax should go directly to a tax cut for me

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

So the guy I bought the drugs from doesn’t really do “invoices” https://t.co/vxDJjVMiGK

[Joe Duggan @JoeDugganVerba]

BREAKING: Nebraska judge orders release of lethal injection records on drug supplier, including invoices, inventory logs and photos of packaging. State may withhold records of execution team members, including purchase orders and chemical analysis reports. @OWHnews

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

I’m trying to see how the other half lives so today I drove my body guard to work

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

My followers will be pleased to know I have vetoed a bill by that scary man from North Omaha

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Listen farmers: if you wanted to elect someone who cares about your livelihood you shouldn’t vote for incompetent trust fund kids

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

This trade war is crazy. I’m happy I’m not a farmer or I’d be screwed!

[fake Pete Ricketts @fakeGovRicketts]

Hello fellow 2nd amendment loving citizens. Is everyone down for inviting the national death cult to have their annual meeting in Nebraska?