Fake Sen. Sessions

🚨FAN ACCOUNT!!!🚨

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

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[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

@spradlig @jeffsessions @SenatorSessions @SenSessionsGSPP @StephenBannon @RepublicanFox @LibDems you'll be hearing from my attorney

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

@notorious_HRC45 😘👵🏻

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

For the 1st time in American history, America’s 16,500 border patrol agents have issue a presidential primary endorsement—me! Thank you.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The National Border Patrol Council (NBPC) said that our open border is the biggest physical & economic threat facing the American people!

[Fake Mike Lee @SenMikeNotMeLee]

@LindseyGrahamHA you have been voted out of our party. #CMCSim2016

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

My colleague. My friend. #TedCruz #GunRights #SecondAmendment #2A

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

AMEN @TedCruz_RealSim! LIKE and RETWEET if u agree!

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

Proud of my colleague @SenatorChuckles for speaking up for Americans' #SecondAmendment rights on the floor.

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

#Proud to have passed bipartisan immigration reform on the floor. #TheWALLAct

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

@bogusalfranken if it ain't broke don't fix it!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Trump Doctrine: Peace Through Strength. #Trump2016
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[Sen. PLeahy @SenLeahyGotham]

I want to applaud my colleagues on the Judiciary Committee for their bipartisan efforts tonight #cmcsim2016

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

@SenChuckShoemer @TedCruz_RealSim @FakeSenatorMM just wanted to send @NotSenKlobuchar some consolation cash following her forced abortion

[Randal Howard Paul @SenPaulKY]

When FR committee reports a bill to secede from the UN #USAnotUN

[SimulatedDJTrump @YoungDJTrump]

@bogusalfranken The American people deserve better than bogus bills. Work with me to make this country great again. #cmcsim2016

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

Just passed a bipartisan amendment to name a national monument jointly after Presidents Reagan & Obama; sad 2 see Dem sponsors vote nay

[Fake Sen. Sessions @fakeJeffSesh]

.@NotSenKlobuchar just entered committee informing colleagues, "The procedure went well." https://t.co/5C8fyjbdgI

[Congress Rumor Mill @gov101_rumors]

TIP: The real reason Sen. Klobuchar is absent today? She is hiding a pregnancy & Sen. Feinstein pressured her 2 get an abortion #cmcsim2016

[Mitch Fake McConnell @FakeSenatorMM]

@LindseyGrahamHA On immigration, Voted NO on continuing federal funds for declared "sanctuary cities". (Mar 2008)

[Mitch Fake McConnell @FakeSenatorMM]

@LindseyGrahamHA Those who stay will have to learn our language. (Oct 2015)