KC Slugger

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Angels- Hamilton, Trout, Pujols, Trumbo.
Royals- Butler, Gordon, Hosmer, Perez, KC Slugger.
I would take the Royals any day over the Angels

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"That's what speed do!"-Billy Butler

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Billy felt pretty lucky to get all the way to 2nd base on that Hosmer single. #thatswhatspeeddo #CountryBreakfast

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“@JackAssHarry: Tell you what, I'm sure as shit not stopping one beer short tonight. I'm gonna finish THE WHOLE FUCKING CASE #Royals”

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RT if you think Ned Yost is a fucking idiot. #sluggerforGM

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“@FakeMoose_8: Why the fuck did shields not stay in Ned you fucking idiot”

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“@DannyDuffy805: So um.... Yall a little a little pumped on the boys in blue or what??” Slugger hasn't been this excited since '85!

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The young Royals refuse to lose!

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We should just finish this game with a quick best 2 out of 3 rock, paper, scissors game.

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The Royals Escobar >>> the Rays Escobar

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Cain is such an underrated player. Although, relish was an underdog the entire year in the hotdog races.

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I have never seen a faster home run trot...ever.

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I was on TV for like 1/2 second right there. #yolo #sluggerbeingslugger

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Just tried to go up and order a beer and the lady just looked at me. Like I'm a fucking lion and I'm thirsty! People these days.. #smh

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This is fun to watch! #royals

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I don't know what the big deal is? I undress alot of people at the K. Most of them women but still! #sluggerbeingslugger

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“@p90rexHud: Okay, so Sluggerrr went from strippers and lap dances to undressing a dude at the ball park? Is this rock bottom? #Royals” no

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Yea I found a Joey, what do I get for it Rex? #sluggerbeingslugger

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Salvy is gonna be a gold glover this year! Mark it down ladies and gentleman.

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Santana throwing a perfect game tonight! I can feel it. #sluggerbeingslugger