Fake NUSingapore

Believing me is like Singapore is part of China. (hmm that...) NUS whooosh! Not affiliated to National University of Singapore.

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

How was your first day back in school? ☺️

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

Will RAG be cancelled now that UTown is a dengue cluster area? 😱

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

The day every year where the general public avoid our freshmen like plague. #NUSFlagDay2014

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Breaking: We are planning to upgrade the degrees of all graduates before 2012 who graduated with a CAP between 3.0 & 3.5 to honours status.

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

Making all recent graduates & pass graduates go WTF with our new honours classification. 😌

[MOE Singapore @fakeMOE]

Don't you love it when we seemingly try to assure graduates out there with nonsense like this? 😂 #sgedu https://t.co/DGc5e7aWwD

[SGAG @SGAG_SG]

Can someone come to my uni graduation ceremony and slap this person for me?

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

Congrats to the graduating batch of 2014! The real university of life starts now with your commencement. Go forth & make babies! 👶

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

Incoming Freshies, your S/U powers have upgraded! 💪 RT @TODAYonline: NUS to allow first-years to set aside bad grades http://t.co/r6bDEKNEqe

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

And so the road to Freshmen Orientation Camps begins yet again...

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

All of you need to get a similar tattoo ASAP. "@ShitAsianssSay: http://t.co/S601L25cZY”

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

🎶 On the eve day of Christmas, your handphone got a beep: a message hope you won't weep. 🎶 🎁 #resultsrelease

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

Hohoho! Merry CAPmas! Hope u like your "presents"! 🎅

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

Christmas present arriving soon for all you students - Results Release. 😌

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

After tough exam paper: find friend u believe to be less smart than u. Discuss. Find out he/she is fucked too. Give yourself false comfort.

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

A common occurrence: Reading notes outside the exam hall & discussing topics with smarter friends only to realise that u are truly fucked.

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

We know that some of u look at your lecture slides or watch the webcast for the first time days or even hours before the mod's paper. 👍

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Time to pray to the Bell Curve God.

[Fake NUSingapore @fakeNUS]

"UTown play around anymore ah, finals coming liao!" #UTownisOpen