Wayne Middaugh

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

If you’re not willing to throw down in a cutthroat game of euchre between curling matches…
Don’t bother bringing your broom.
This isn’t a team — it’s a lifestyle. We sweep rocks, take shots, and bury friendships over a poorly called loner.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

The offers are arriving by the minute. Which team should I take. Someone give me some good insight. #curling

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

Who is better looking. These four girls or me???? #curlingcoach.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

Back to my regular duties of being a coach to @TeamHasselborg. Thanks @TeamGlennHoward for the opportunity to play but god I’m glad to be back coaching. So much easier to make a shot behind the bench than throwing it. #nevermiss

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I feel like a million dollars playing with all of these young curlers. I heard there is a new team coming to Ontario. FYI. I’ve won the brier playing second before. Give me a call @MikeMcEwen80

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I’m going to fly to Vegas to get my free drink from Walker after that hog rock.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I had to put my drink down for that one. But it was well worth it. #ceasarsunday @worldcurling

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I just checked all my messages and want to tell everyone I declined the offer to play lead for @TeamHoman. I’m still weighing my options. I might take @therealhackner up on his offer.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

Just renegotiating my contract with @TeamHasselborg. They have agreed to unlimited ceasars. Where do I sign?

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I’m curious to know if I’m the oldest person ever to be branded with the Olympic Rings? Anyone know where I put them?

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

If everyone is wondering why I’m ignoring your texts and calls for curling next year… I’m focused on coaching @TeamHasselborg to win the @worldcurling. I’ll get back to everyone shortly. Yes @Kmartcurl I’m still a free agent.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I noticed there has been a lot of chatter about the upcoming changes to teams. I’d like to notify everyone that I have been asked by several teams if I was available. I am currently weighing my options out right now. Which team should I join?

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I’m not sure what’s more exciting. @MarkNichols_NL tweets throughout the game or the actual Brier game. Pass me another Caesar. @CurlingCanada @TeamGushue

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

Not worried…. We are still going to win Gold at the Olympics.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I only get one timeout and I really wanted to use it for that last shot. Play the tap with hack weight girls. That inoff was never there.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

I just told Brad not to flush the toilet when I’m throwing. The noise is distracting here in this empty arena.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

Well I was winning before they decided to paper the rocks and not tell me. Suspicious anyone???? Hmmmm.....

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

@TSNCurling we can’t hear @TSNVicRauter speaking at all. Is it just me. Turn up your mic. Can’t hear you.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

Hope everyone is feeling #socialable as I’m off to play Keo tonight.

[Wayne Middaugh @fakeWMiddaugh]

Guys I have finally found the brier patch. It’s in my room. Come and join me for a ceasar.