Bubba Starling

The Royals 2011 first round MLB draft pick, deciding between cash payments in the MLB or tattoos and cars in the NCAA.

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Best post game interviewee: Zack Greinke, Salvador Perez, or Jameis Winston. Go.

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Oh shit. My phone was on vibrate.

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i've made my decision and i'm heading to Nebraska... to pick up the MASERATI i bought with my signing bonus!!! get me PAAAAID bitch!

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Just got my hair cut at Sport Clips and got the MVP package...for free, bitch. #thatshowbubbarolls

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Buy the team dinner...if Billy comes that should just about do it #thingstodowithmysigningbonus

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Not buy a house in Johnson County #thingstodowithmysigningbonus

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Is it part of the rookies' responsibilities to tell Billy Butler to stop eating the urinal cakes?

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There is no way that Tim Collins is 5'7". 5'4" at best #latebloomer

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Great outing for Mazzaro, comparatively. #settingthebarneartheground

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Escobar's acne nearly blinded @FakeChrisGetz on that popup #themoreyouknow

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Mazzaro will get a win when Alcides Escobar wins a beauty contest #lookslikeButtheadbutVenezuelan

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Getting hammered at Student Night tomorrow with Eric Warfield #BubbaFacts

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@FakeRyanLefebvr Totally me. I'll stop by in a minute. @fakenedyost is thinking about letting me relieve mazzaro #hedoesntgiveashit

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Stopped by the clubhouse today and met Billy. Great guy... not the fatshit hillbilly he makes himself out to be #thatsgatessaucenotpinetar

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Super gay @fakenedyost nickname...perhaps 'Bubby' #BubbaDemands

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Kauffman tunnel walk #BubbaDemands

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Less extra inning games #BubbaDemands

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Tim Scott gone #BubbaDemands

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@fakedaytonmoore Misty May #BubbaDemands

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Misty May asked me to prom this year #Bubbafacts