Fake Cluetrain

The Beginning of Business Unusual

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listening to "The Cretones - Empty Heart" ♫ http://blip.fm/~hphop

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@bmo "No results for #net_citizen_of_the_week"

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Do not buy this book! It is the spawn of Satan! http://is.gd/12NEg

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@jargontalk Jeez, at least you could tell her who I am! (oh, wait, I guess that's up for grabs still, isn't it?)

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@bmo what took me so long? just counter-trendy to a fault, I guess. that'll teach me!

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ha ha! @clockerb is getting his ass kicked off Facebook. and about time, too -- the foul-mouthed dirty renegade. http://is.gd/120UT

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@clockerb So you finally show your true colors with this. @Oprah will NOT be amused! http://is.gd/TzQF

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@clockerb You are a fraud and a sham using Twitter to hawk your new book like that. You should be ashamed of yourself! Loser, poser, tool!!!

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whoops, forgot the hashtag. #cluetrainplus10 http://is.gd/vEqx

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Smoke em if you got em. http://is.gd/vEqx

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dream on. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3xnd1

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464.28 tweets = one 65,000-word book. of course, they would need to be sequentially cogent. dream on.

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Have a nice day. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3x7hm

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Beautiful. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3x7be

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would I say something that wasnt true? ♫ http://blip.fm/~3x74i

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I can't believe a word you say. ♫ http://blip.fm/~3x70o

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what do you mean, what am I doing? what the fuck is it to you?!?

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"Eighty percent of people think they're better than average." http://is.gd/qUlc

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♫ http://blip.fm/~3v3tr

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signs in the street... ♫ http://blip.fm/~3v3o5