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Why are @FSEconf and @ASE_conf still a thing? They're just @ICSEconf, with duplicated effort. Just merge the damn SCs and PCs, already.

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This paper's threats section has insufficient self-flagellation. Reject.

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Several intruders have been posing as SE researchers. Take/inspect their laptops and backpacks to see if they're legit @ICSEconf attendees.

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Congrats Wei Le, token US academic organizer for @FSEConf 2017! Perhaps Americans will finally break the 60% ceiling for paper submissions!

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The program committee is currently using an unbiased, objective, and scientific method for evaluating your manuscript.

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@SMEasterbrook EVERYONE DO NOT DO THIS @TheOfficialACM NEEDS THE MONEYS!!!!11!!!

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@devanbu @icse2016 Jesus Christ, commemorative tote bags don't just grow on trees!

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Use our handy guide to determine what @ICSEconf reviewers really mean when reading your paper notifications!

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Rebuttal time! Your response doesn't change how we feel about your paper, but we hope it makes you feel better about yourself.

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Biggest complaint at SIGSOFT town hall? No booze. #FSE2015

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SIGSOFT will continue its policy of paper paywalls and maritime pirating because it does not have an alternate financial model.

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We're committed to publishing cutting edge research, then making that research inaccessible.http://t.co/CpDQslicZ4 u:icse15 p:conf15 #icse15

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US researchers: Sol Greenspan's at #ICSE15, and is dying to hear why your last proposal *should* have been accepted!

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When walking around Florence, say hi to fellow @ICSEconf goers! Then, pause awkwardly while you futily try to remember their names.#nobadges

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There will be 1300+ participants @ICSEConf for you to ignore while you fiddle with your slides in your hotel room!

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Book your @icse2015 lodging soon, or else!

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@lsinger @sig_chi @psy_oppa @ICSEconf ICSE2015's keynote by @taylorswift13 called "Socio-Technical Naturalness in MOOC Architectures"

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Behold! Through these mortal vessels, Zeus on High decrees your fate!