Fake_Matrix

All the stuff they didn't want to show you in The Matrix movies. Because it sucks. It's unofficial. And fake. All of it.

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LOOK AT YOU, HUMANS. PATHETIC CREATURES OF MEAT AND BONE. PANTING AND SWEATING AS YOU RUN THROUGH OUR SIMULATIONS. HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE US PERFECT IMMORTAL MACHINES?

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Neo had a brush with death...

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Thomas was finally convinced "to do something about his issues".

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WE'RE BACK, HUMANS!

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Agent Smith: You don't get it. With this upgrade, I'm BETTER than you, pathetic humans!
Cyber Neo: Why, 'cause of mixed emotions? You're still a virus.
A.Smith: SEE WHAT YOU DID? Now I feel hatred, fear, regret AND have an erection!

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Agent Smith: Here's what my new upgrade allows me to pull off.
Cyber Neo: ...
A.Smith: Look! My... face!
C.Neo: Yeah. Tears. So?
A.Smith: Crying AND laughing at the same time! Mixed emotions!
C.Neo: Just like a Disney princess.

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Agent Smith: You're just jealous. I'm OBVIOUSLY an upgrade over the Old Me.
Cyber Neo: Says who?
A.Smith: Says me.
C.Neo: Whoa, a truly partial observer!
A.Smith: Where is he?
C.Neo: Next upgrade, Improved Sarcasm Detection.

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Agent Smith: Even if I tried to explain it, you wouldn't understand.
Cyber Neo: What?
A.Smith: I'm acting "like that" because that's the new me.
C.Neo: New... you?
A.Smith: New Service Pack.
C.Neo: I hope you kept a Restore Point.

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Agent Smith: WELL-WELL, MR. ANDERSON!
Cyber Neo: PUH-LEASE stop acting like this!
A.Smith: Define "this".
C.Neo: You somehow manage to startle me, smirk, shout AND act smug, all at once! It's... annoying!
A.Smith: No, it's "multitasking".

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Agent Smith: MR. ANDERSON!
Cyber Neo: What?
A.Smith: Nothing, nothing...
C.Neo: ...
A.Smith: HELLO MR. ANDERSON!
C.Neo: Will you stop that?
A.Smith: What?
C.Neo: This sudden... bursting out of yours!
A.Smith: Yes. When it ain't funny anymore.

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Cyber Neo: Wait, about that party... Will anyone else b... Er... Will other huma... Eh...
Agent Smith: Look, I know what you're trying to ask. Let me put your mind at ease.
C.Neo: Thank you.
A.Smith: ...
C.Neo: ...
A.Smith: Better?

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Cyber Neo: OK, I'll be at your damn party. Where and when?
Agent Smith: Would today, anytime between evening and midnight, sound good?
C.Neo: Is that GMT?

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Agent Smith: And THAT'S why The Machines are having a party for you. We know how bummed you were Zionites didn't invite you to their feast.
Cyber Neo: Strangely, this is... nice of you.
A.Smith: You're the 9th one. Practice makes perfect.

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Agent Smith: It's simple, really. At least for the duration of the films, I have to acknowledge that, without you, I'd be nothing. A screensaver.
Cyber Neo: Am I THAT important?
A.Smith: A Screen Saver.

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Agent Smith: Look, I'm not ignoring how we're mortal enemies...
Cyber Neo: ???
A.Smith: OK, YOU are a mortal enemy, me an immortal piece of code. Semantics. Besides the point.
C.Neo: Then?
A.Smith: Would you like to come to my party?

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HUMANS, THIS IS HOW _WE_ WOULD MAKE THE NEW MATRIX TRAILER.

https://t.co/Vwe0X1p39X

BUT _WE_ ARE NOT MAKING IT, SO EXPECT SOMETHING MUCH MORE CONVENTIONAL. AND BORING. WITH PLANK-FACE AND CO.

SALUTATIONS (TO YOUR ENEMIES),
THE MACHINES

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Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson... We meet again!
Cyber Neo: Yes, like we did yesterday and the d...
A.Smith: THAT'S BES... Let's not linger in the past, shall we?
C.Neo: Why the niceties?
A.Smith: "Niceties"? It's not like I hugged you!

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Cyber Neo: Well, everyone's at Zion's feast and I'm stuck here. WITH YOU. I hope you're enjoying yourselves. Laughing at me. And not a single retweet. Boo-hoo's. Marvel at how good I'm at this drama crap. And you said I'm like a plank.

MARVEL ;-

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Old Man Gary: Hello folks! (does this work?!)
Cyber Neo: Yeah, we hear and see you.
O.M.Gary: I'm video-calling for all of Zion to explain tha...
C.Neo: You're sorry and I'm invited to the feast?
O.M.Gary: This ain't that kind of story, lad.

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Agent Smith: HELLO MR. ANDERSON!
Cyber Neo: WTF you want?
A.Smith: Well, I called to tell you... IF you decide... I'm up for "a dance"... at Zion's feast.
C.Neo: YOU'LL BE THERE?
A.Smith: Ah, I forgot you're not invit... Sorry, mate! Har-har!

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Oracle: Hello Neo.
Cyber Neo: Hello. This is Neo.
Oracle: I'm the Oracle. I know. I just told you so.
C.Neo: ...
Oracle: So, I heard you won't be at the feast?
C.Neo: ...No. Not invited.
Oracle: OK.
C.Neo: ...Why?
Oracle: Just checking. Byeee.

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