Gloria Goodhole

Still lost in the wishanigga woods 🧚🏿🧝🏿‍♂️🧟‍♂️. Just another unfriendly black hottie

[Gloria Goodhole @fake_name_012]

Just had to explain to my patient that HIPAA does not protect them from their spouse from finding out about the mistress visiting them at night

[Gloria Goodhole @fake_name_012]

@woahhciara But also a little 2 for 1 combo never hurts. It’s like have a built in bestie for your kid so they can entertain eachother

[Gloria Goodhole @fake_name_012]

Yall aren’t about to make me give af about white Africans. Yall are just mad cause a black country decided to match this white countries energy

[rev (they/them) @reverendbabe]

being Black on the internet is such a harrowing experience bc u will wake up, decide to have a lil scroll on social media, and immediately come across a “Black people are evil” reddit post with hundreds of comments basically saying “yes this is factual” like man i just woke up 😒

[Gloria Goodhole @fake_name_012]

Negro spiritual!?! Girl that’s from cheetah girls

[Bryan H. @X_BryanH]

Every time I think about it, I just wanna

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I ain’t got no positive shit to say today. If they play with you CRASH OUT

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

“may lead to drowsiness”

[Gloria Goodhole @fake_name_012]

@reverendbabe Girl when I tell you it was a murder scene when this mf turned over. The docs are still pissed about it. Also same Pt. told me they stopped taking their insulin and now their kidneys work…but they were in DKA

[Gloria Goodhole @fake_name_012]

Me: Didn’t you just have a neph tube placed earlier this week?
Patient: Yeah
Me: Ok….where is it?
Patient: Oh it was annoying me so I cut that tube off
Me: Oooooooookkkkkkk let me grab your nurse

I’m never picking up OT again 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Ace Trainer Arnold 🦎👽 @HeyArnold5000]

@mahnoche @MistressIBrooks

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

Me if i were a carebear

[Gloria Goodhole @fake_name_012]

First class of the semester is tomorrow and I already have over 15 homework assignments due by Monday. I’m going into the first lecture fighting my instructor

[wuf @bong_rot]

This is how air fryers work

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last