Fake Nancy

President of the federation of able bodied persons who curl with sticks #allhailnancy #whygetinthehackwhenyoudonthaveto

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Are you kidding? Between the #moserfacepalm and the #jesuspose that could be a reality show #getyourpopcornready #moreinterestingthanthekardashians #kanyewho #dontyouknowwhoiam #stoh2018 https://t.co/4kKgNE4xEZ

[Dean Moser @saskguy2]

Thought #2: I’m very glad there are no tv cameras around to do a close-up of me when I miss a shot. 🤦‍♂️ #curling #STOH2018

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Skunky draft beer all year + only Moosehead available + increased entry fee = Friday night spent anywhere other than @rideaucurling

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Mercifully its over. Im boiling eggs!!

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Evryone off ice & TV cameras on this game. But its like a late week NB-NS game @ Brier where nobody watches & Vic Rauter has given up hope

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Obscene gesture by potential future president @curlerman #impeach #voteforedgar #disqualifiedfromclubchampionships

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

And if anyone thinks @drseannyfever could do better - that guy is too awful for words #theresareasonharvarddoesntwantyouanymore #getarealjob

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

New disclaimer on the Mekong menu: side effects may include drowsiness, gutteral expansion, & an inability to throw curling stones

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Ill take two pounds of wings and three beers #thisgamebemakingbank #allaboutthebenjamins #happybirthdaymrpresident

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Sweeping dollar alert! I should have played missed-shot-dollar-penalty-bingo @rideaucurling

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

This game is why I drink doubles #everyonecanputthemonmytab #especiallytom #butonlyifhedances

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

I wonder why this game is two ends behind everyone else? #yakyakyak #filibusteringcurlers

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

This game is making more money than the remake of Lone Ranger #allabouthejermajesties #lowbar #racistmoviestendtodopoorly

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

This is like watching craps #idontmeanthedicegame #doubleentenders #thefanshaveturnedupsnakeeyes

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

How do you know its Thurs men's @rideaucurling ? Your skip misses two shot and you still steal one #omg #theseguyswontheclubchampionship?

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Remember the last time someone made a shot in this game? Me neither #pickitup #cmonman @rideaucurling

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Oh, and in case you forgot Iam still better than you

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

At 10:10 60% of the games are off the ice. Weds mixed in mid-season 'I dont care anymore' form @rideaucurling

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

Team moser just had a Cheetos and white wine moment. #thatshotdidnothing #passthecheetos

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

This makes up for the lack of #moserfacepalms this season. #itsalwaysathing #perryspiel

[Fake Nancy @fake_nancy_]

#karmasabitch @saskguy2 misses the split for 3 after replacing a burned rock. #burnbabyburn #perryspiel