Robin Van Persie

Betrayed Arsenal because the little boy inside me told me United was the one. Gooners now burn my jerseys and Red Devil's buy them. #BigRVP. parody

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@ManUtd Hahahaha

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@ManUtd I don’t know what to do anymore. Just disband and start again next year

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@ManUtd Ole in the dressing room praising the boys’ “work ethic”

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Just wanted to pop back on and say Utd are a fucking abomination and have been for a long time. Every player on the pitch ( - De Gea ) in a red jersey wouldn’t even get into my local team

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I would’ve not only stayed onside, but I would have chipped Cilessen and celebrated with Sir Alex. Against my own country. #NedEng

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England better fucking win. Donnit want to see that prick Mbappe with a smug smile on his face winning the WC

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City are just a Tottenham on a bit of coke #smallclubmentality

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@hqtrivia your game is a scam and so poorly put together. Ridiculous

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@ManUtd FFS HAHAHA THIS IS GARBAGE

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I’m fucking done. We are atrocious

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Our finishing is fucking ridiculous

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Why can’t we just put it away jesus

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MATA YOU SEXY FUCK

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Martial mate

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@mywadoryu My point still stands

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Martial can just fade out of games

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De Gea makes those saves blindfolded

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Hahahahah

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Ospina is softer than a tempurpedic mattress

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@ManUtd We’re shit without Pogba ffs