Fake Accountants

How not to use Twitter as an accountant.

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

We know about it but are pretty sure it’s not that urgent of an issue.

[Kinder Accountants 💜 @KinderAcc]

1 in 5 accountants don't know about #MTD . Don't let that be your accountant! We do and we're ready! April 19 deadline is no problem, get in touch if you're worried #MTDReady #futureproof

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

Apparently there’s some sort of holiday coming up at the end of the month. Childish jumpers, bright lights, and time off.

We would like our clients to know we intend to keep very calm. No chocolates or lights here.

It’s what you want from an accountant. #weareboring

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@KinderPocock You’re beginning to see it.

There’s safety in staying still.

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

#weareboring #andproudofit

[Kinder Accountants 💜 @KinderAcc]

#WeAreNotBoring #NeverDull

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@KinderPocock Why would we want to?

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

Also #alwaysdull

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

#weareboring #andproudofit

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@numbersyeah We prefer pencil and paper.

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

Yes. https://t.co/QFH09eGTCn

[The Wild Accountant @numbersyeah]

RT if you’re passionate about FRS 102 1a disclosure exemptions

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

We keep hearing about something called GDPR, but it doesn't apply to us because we don't have an email database.

But if you want to get emails from us, please fax us a consent form that says "I wish to get GDPR emails."

We are confident this shall fulfil the regulations.

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@TMWardman These look correct and useful. Please don’t throw them away

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@raedanCA @Xero @IRISaccountants Sounds too confusing. Even IRIS is far too technological for us

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

It gets worse. Now they want a birthdate. What next? Mother’s maiden name and credit card details??

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@CornishAccounts Yes. Tax season.

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

This looks like spam to us. We won’t touch it.

[The Wild Accountant @numbersyeah]

RT if you love audit

[The Wild Accountant @numbersyeah]

RT if you've attended an FRS102 webinar in the last month

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@Hudsonaccountan @Xero Museums? Faxes are current. Morse code may be slightly out of date, but we have a few clients who require it

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@Hudsonaccountan @Xero It's a standard in communication. It's a requirement on your website contact page. We were a little shocked you don't have one.

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

Web chat. That can't be secure. https://t.co/NHKZUqts2N

[TWP Accountants @TWPaccountants]

HMRC online forum and webchat

HMRC have announced the introduction of a new online tax forum and webchat service... https://t.co/8tGfRB4H6g

[Fake Accountants @fakeaccountants]

@Hudsonaccountan @Xero But is it printed off and faxed to clients? Three months after year end?