Adam Schefter (Parody)

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Packers RB Josh Jacob’s has been suspended for the first 10 games of the year. Tough blow to a team with a thin RB room.

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Vegas RB Ashton Jeanty has torn his ACL and will miss the 2026-27 season.

Vegas has just put him on the Season-Ending injury list.

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Sources tell me that the Falcons and Steelers are in trade talks regarding Michael Penis Jr.

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@AdamSchefter Who is this?

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@NFL @Lj_era8 @NFLPlus RB1 🔥

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@NFL @calebdowns @nflnetwork @NFLPlus Good luck to him

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@NFL @trevorlawrence @swaggy_t1 Sources tell me Trevor loves him

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He has been placed on the PUP list

Sources tell me Kenny Pickett has taken his number 5

#NFL

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Commanders QB Jayden Daniels suffered a turf toe injury to his left foot. He will be re-evaluated in 5 days, but he is estimated to be out 5 weeks.

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Commanders QB Jayden Daniels suffered a turf toe injury to his left foot. He will be re-evaluated in 5 days, but he is estimated to be out 5 weeks.

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Breaking: Deshaun Watson has lost control of his balls again.

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Alex Caruso with his first career sack bringing down PG Stephon Castle.

No roughing the passer called

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Ian, this happens all the time #NFL

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A rare gorilla for gorilla trade.

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BREAKING: The Bills are releasing 3rd year WR Keon Coleman.

This comes after 2 years of up and down play, and not so reassuring words from ownership

(Per @BillsOnReal )

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BREAKING: Raiders DE Maxx Crosby was not traded to the Ravens because he has failed his physical due to blood-clotting. Difficult blow for both sides

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This per @RapSheet

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Former #Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers has signed a 2 year contract with the Minnesota Vikings worth up to $92 Million dollars with $67 Million guaranteed. JJ McCarthy has company is Minnesota.

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Former #Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers has signed a 2 year contract with the Minnesota Vikings worth up to $92 Million dollars with $67 Million guaranteed. JJ McCarthy has company is Minnesota.

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Um… Sean McDermott was fired.

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Anyone fancy explaining in football terms?

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This is the touchdown play where Josh Allen tore his left ACL:

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BREAKING: Josh Allen has torn his ACL