Fake Alan Frow

Underwear model turned pastor. Best preacher in Orange County.

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Sometimes I post "We're pregnant!" to Facebook. Then after about 300 likes I edit it to say "I'm preaching this Sunday." #pastorprotips

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Don't throw the baby out with the Bethel water.

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Loving this Philippians 4:13 moment today. https://t.co/HEWypwGJ6o

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Jesus is always putting himself in places where he might get stoned. But not in the Colorado sense. #realalanfrow

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My friends, skinny jeans are only skinny if you're skinny. #realalanfrow

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Delighted to see our gospel community gather around Matt Henderson's cornhole today.

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3 John is the Snapchat of the bible. #snapchat

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Churches need both fingers and thumbs if they are to grasp the fullness of the gospel. Give me a thumbs up if you're down to be a thumb.

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I don't always go to birthday parties, but when I do they're at Whole Foods. #orangecountylife

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Sunday morning worship is sort of like singing karaoke to unpopular songs chosen by someone else with sober friends who are also out of key.

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Gospel community is often like a Taco Bell Quesarito available now for $2:49 at a location near you. Add guac for just .30! #sponsoredtweet

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I like to carry around a bible with a custom cover that reads "Life for Dummies". My friends, can we be a bit tricky for the gospel?

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Suddenly I'm the "Saul of Instagram" just because I find those strategic morning devotional photos to be SO annoying. Someone had to say it!

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Attention preachers: My greatest sermons (i.e. all of them) are now available for reuse! @neil_jonathan any interest? DM me for pricing bro.

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Just watched the latest Left Behind movie AGAIN. Thanks @brettmccracken for the recommendation. http://t.co/A98StyeVo3

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I wonder what kind of beard oil Jesus used? http://t.co/hTjPEScjvb

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Praying they're serving tacos on the flight.

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Watching the Food Network. Need new sermon material. #foodnetwork

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Just spitballing here, but what if we offered mechanical bull rides during Sunday morning worship?

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"Ye of little faith grill with gas." Weber 8:26 http://t.co/8Lma54zMj2