FakeBogardus

At night, I dream of FOIAing your soul.

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

LOL, looks like I need to make a supply run! #tmot #memes

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

@GrittyNHL is #tmot! #ValentinesDay #threats

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

Well, this stinks. I guess I need to find a new smoothie joint next time I'm in the Lone Star State! #tmot #Texas #proteinshake #tasteexplosion #HookEm https://t.co/1VshRrJ2RD

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

#OverheardInDC "AAAAHHHHHH--!"

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

@tjl I tend to think with my stomach, so

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

FACT CHECK: 🚫 FALSE🚫
*I* am currently murdering you with a knife 😉🔪🕺🏻

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Trump Campaign Ad Claims That Illegal Immigrants Currently Murdering You With Knife
https://t.co/szkVtFh999

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

It's so sweet how my mom saved my childhood artwork! #tmot #art #MemoryLane #Halloween #tmotjr

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

*Everything* I murder is food! #tmot #finedining #cuisine #stabs

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

lol if I had a nickel...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“I haven’t heard this directly from anyone, but I’ve noticed a pattern where women tend to turn cooler to me when I kidnap and imprison them for really any length of time at all.” — Scott Planchard, Chef https://t.co/mmUi1YM4a0

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

Exercise your #franchise in my #crawlspace! #Vote #Democracy #tmot #missingpersonsreport #FakeBogardus2024

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

I've always said I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached, but I never thought I'd misplace someone else's severed noggin! #tmot #brainfart #murder #noggins

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

Ugh I've been looking EVERYWHERE for those!

[Alan Henney @alanhenney]

POSSIBLE BODY PARTS, INVESTIGATION --- 4300 blk Brooks St NE. Unclear what exactly police have found; involves a freezer. Medical Examiner assisting. #LowerCentralNEDC #DCCrime

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

Say no to drugs! Say yes to following me to a second location!

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

3.5M? Bah! Those drugs got nothing on me 🔪 📈

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

LI man charged with having enough drugs to kill 3.5 million people, DA says

https://t.co/gIAJLjqKHP

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

FakeBogarudus Jeopdary!

CATEGORY: CUISINE

A: A fillet coated with pate, mushrooms, a pancake, and puff pastry.

Q: What was Kaytelynne, the late-shift counter girl at the Dunkin' on New York Ave NE near Bladensburg Rd?

[Claire McNear @clairemcnear]

excuse me, how am I just learning that we got a new contender for Wildest Jeopardy! PersonalAnecdote Ever earlier this week

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

I always crave face this time of year #tmot #autumn #snacky

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

@brianbeutler I have everything you need, here in my crawlspace. Come to me.

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

Mmmmm cadaver sandwiches 🤤

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Incoming Class Of Subway Trainees Spends Week Practicing On Sandwich Cadavers https://t.co/ZaJiA3WRcg

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

Freshness matters, people!

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Organ procurement groups in various states have pushed workers and surgeons to secure organs from patients who were still alive, witnesses testified in a House hearing Wednesday https://t.co/pl3bNABndc https://t.co/pl3bNABndc

[FakeBogardus @FakeBogardus]

Boy I sure do!

[thief axe 🌋 @Mighty_Ark]

a little 90s nostalgia for yall. who else misses the razorblade store