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“I don’t know what it is but we are suddenly getting a lot of great dystopian media.” #OverheardInDC
"Just think about 'wahabist AI'..." #OverheardInDC
"If you don't use your power to bring back OG Four Loko, what do you even have power for?" #OverheardInDC
“The real debt crisis in America is the tech debt crisis” — #OverheardInDC
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Lots of wisdom being conveyed on the walk to school this morning: One child to another, “If you are thirsty, you should drink water. It’s good for you.” #overheardindc
Overheard in DC: I’m having a better chance at finding a sugar daddy before I find a new job in this economy.
(Disclaimer: Oh wait, this is the voice in my head.) #OverheardInDC
To the assholes standing outside Hart complaining about the "9 transfers needed" and saying that "no one rides Metro".
Tell your crappy bosses to #fundtransit! #OverheardInDC
On Connecticut Avenue, just north of Dupont Circle, two youngish people are chatting:
“It’s like, he lost his Pokémon cards in the divorce.”
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@Killmoenetwork Me: “What happened?!”
“Dude shot the kid’s whole face off with a bazooka.”
Me: “Like an arm cannon?!” 🤯🦾💥
“Yeah, shook the whole block!”
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#OverheardInDC: two people discussing "stans" in a way that makes it clear to me, but not to either of them, that the younger is referring to an obsessive fan (a la Eminem) and the older is referring to a Central Asian republic.
👩: We should have a lane for fast walkers at the Tidal Basin during cherry blossom season.
👨🦱: You want a fast lane for your supposed-to-be relaxing stroll?
👩: Correct.
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Tourist: “Can’t tell where anything is with all the tall buildings around!”
yesterday at the park I heard an old lady say "I wrote the manual on money laundering for the CIA" and I really wish I heard the rest of the convo #overheardinDC
>“So do you have any valentines plans?”
>> “Yeah, actually well I do. I’m going up to New York to see a couple of insurance brokers.”
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I don’t hold grudges, I keep score #overheardinDC
“If you just didn’t make yourself the drama, you’d be around more”, just now walking past Longworth. #overheardInDC.
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I am surprised that DC’s metro functions given that DC is involved in it.
With the war in #Kyiv, the metro times have been delayed to one train every six minutes. In #WashingtonDC that’s a luxury. @OverheardWDC
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“No, I haven’t had Philly cheesesteak, but I have had Massachusetts suburban steak and cheese…” 🤣
#foodies
friend 1: “they bought a big ass house in Playa del Carmen or some shit!”
friend 2: “the DR?”
friend 1: “no. Maryland.”
friend 2: “you mean La Plata?”
friend 1: “sure.”
friend 3: “Playa del Carmen is in Mexico!”
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