fakebono

Rock star, humanitarian, traveling salesman

[fakebono @fakebono]

And how do my brothers in Oasis get to schedule a couple shows and call it a "tour." This isn't Australia, mates.

[fakebono @fakebono]

I'm still not sure what rock 'n roll is in 2024 but it sure as feck isn't the new Coldplay album.

[fakebono @fakebono]

Feck. Why didn't we think of this?

[QVC @QVC]

Want a chance to chat with @coldplay LIVE tonight at 8pm ET during their on-air debut on QVC? Call 1-800-395-1601 beginning at 8pm ET! 🌙🌈✨

Watch LIVE in the US on QVC. Stream WORLDWIDE on social on QVC’s Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, & QVCtv on YouTube! #LoveQVC

[fakebono @fakebono]

Chris Martin is a dick for texting me this

[fakebono @fakebono]

Edge just now: "How many people does this thing hold?"

Larry: "A lot more if not for Bono's big head."

🙄

[fakebono @fakebono]

Has anyone seen my fly shades? #U2UVSphere

[fakebono @fakebono]

Not as much as I've missed you, honey child.

[LJ 🐝 🏭 @EdgeFest]

@fakebono Oh how we’ve missed you…

[fakebono @fakebono]

Anyone have exciting plans this weekend?

#U2Sphere

[fakebono @fakebono]

omg finally !!!

[fakebono @fakebono]

If Edge catches fire, and I figure out rock and roll's place in the 2020s, and we make a couple more uncompromising, transcendent, balls to the wall albums that are properly aggressive as the times deserve, we can catch Beyoncé! #GRAMMYs

[fakebono @fakebono]

Jaysis, The Edge. And people say my handwriting is shite?

[fakebono @fakebono]

I'm sure Mary, Dre, Snoop, Marshall, and Kendrick will be fookin' brilliant but never forget the 🐐.
#HalfTimeShow #SuperBowl

[fakebono @fakebono]

Hey punters, when I say I hate my voice and hate our songs that's just a fool's modesty..

Just between us?

I LOVE MY VOICE AND MY SONGS. I LOVE ME!!

[fakebono @fakebono]

All is quiet.

[fakebono @fakebono]

Truly the greatest Christmas present of all.

[Hot Press @hotpress]

"Our last proper record will come out in 2025 and after that, I think we will only tour," Chris Martin revealed in an interview with the BBC's Jo Whiley.

@coldplay
@BBCRadio2
https://t.co/PxzglPzu9l

[fakebono @fakebono]

What do you think punters? I love listening to me sing! ❤️

[MARTIN GARRIX @MartinGarrix]

can’t believe to finally share this song with you guys.. working with Bono & The Edge from @U2 on the official song for @EURO2020 has been the craziest experience and I’m so proud of it. hope you all enjoy it and enjoy the tournament! +x https://t.co/QIzIiY8HKW

[fakebono @fakebono]

Top of the mornin' to yis! And happy birthday to me!

What did you get me this year, punters?

[fakebono @fakebono]

That new thing on the Spotify is missing an important voice. It should be Bono, Barack, and The Boss.

[fakebono @fakebono]

The Edge wants to do a special collector's edition reissue with this cover.

[fakebono @fakebono]

Larry hates this.