nolan

Detroit-Michigan-Chelsea\\ Good things happen to teams I hate

[nolan @fakecaring]

I’ve been meaning to do this, but here’s a thread of dogs I’ve managed to get pictures of. I’ll try to update it sporadically

[nolan @fakecaring]

@allgood122172 @cinemaxwell Because you literally called it mythology. If they were teaching Christian mythology with a heavy emphasis it wasn’t entirely true this would be a different discussion

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TEXAS BECOMES FIRST STATE TO REQUIRE STUDENTS READ THE BIBLE

[nolan @fakecaring]

@edzitron I learned who you were because of the test

[nolan @fakecaring]

@EugeneREQUIEM5 This is beautifully done

[nolan @fakecaring]

If you watch soccer even semi regularly you can pretty accurately guess how much time they’re going to add each half, it’s really not hard

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Still the craziest thing about soccer is that the announcers (and in turn viewers) aren't sure how much stoppage time is left in a game. Imagine watching a down-to-the-wire NFL game in which you weren't exactly sure how much time was left and waited for refs to wave their arms.

[nolan @fakecaring]

I think I am actually going to lose my fucking mind I have never been more frustrated

[nolan @fakecaring]

Send him to Edmonton

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

The belief is that Dylan Larkin will end up with the Minnesota Wild, once all is settled, per @andystrickland.

[nolan @fakecaring]

What if they didn’t sub in Pulisic?

[nolan @fakecaring]

How does the US team make the whole game out of the first 10 minutes of a half?

[nolan @fakecaring]

Haven’t had wifi since I got home, now I know what it’s like to be a peasant in the 1700s

[nolan @fakecaring]

@nfr_podcast This is how I found out people think Uzi is a good rapper

[nolan @fakecaring]

Not being able to load the Xfinity outage page on wifi only for it to tell me that there’s no outage is as hilarious as it is frustrating

[nolan @fakecaring]

Christian Pulisic has won the Champions League

[Stiff FC @Stiff_FC]

Have USA ever had a single player worth mentioning in ‘soccer’ (football) history?

Clint Dempsey? Landon Donovan? Christian Pulisic? 🤣🤣🤣

What a joke. Genuinely irrelevant.

[nolan @fakecaring]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Stefan 🐯 @TkachukFanAcc]

5. Ausar Thompson: F - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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[nolan @fakecaring]

@oddtreebanjo That’s amazing!

[nolan @fakecaring]

In no world is a slide tackle from behind where the defender gets zero ball NOT a penalty

[nolan @fakecaring]

So England definitely paid the refs today right?

[nolan @fakecaring]

There’s no way the Oilers are this incompetent right?

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

The #Oilers have named Mike Babcock as Head Coach. https://t.co/WSNNP3Yrni

[nolan @fakecaring]

@SHREKRAP Or that the album wasn’t all that good