FakeChamath

I built Facebook, rocked the angel world and now own the Warriors. My motto: Don't be a dbag- that's my job

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

“@danprimack: http://t.co/uMtfSOAtuM” really good idea. No growth equity deals getting done these days

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

@Jason tweetpreneurship? How about poker or basketball or SF housing ? That is what people want to hear. After all, I own the Warriors

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

I am short the ruble and long Secret because private lies are a better bet than public ones

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

Classic RT May 12- People who claim to be VCs but also won't play poker because they "don't gamble" have an honesty problem.

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

Classic RT Nov11- Google+ is going down- I came up with the + symbol first for my fund- they will pay- #OccupyLarryandSergey. I won!

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

Classic RT- oct 2011: Pinterest is a new hot company in the Valley. I don't understand why a site for girls with cats is worth 300 million.

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

" I don't wear a watch to tell time. I use it to tell people I am better than they are" quote from well known VC

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

"I am famous for my very pale white legs." Famous person admitting to almost albino white legs in his shorts

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

Great new company I have funded. This one will be bigger than Hooli or Google. @rakeshlobster is the founder.

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

Congrats to the Sultan of Brunei for winning this week's Donald Sterling Tolerance Award after passing Sharia law #beverlyhillshotelboycott

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

@zlurie Sterling is making CEO of Radium One jealous for stealing headlines. Can't wait for Anthony Weiner to jump into debate.

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

“@zlurie: @Fakechamath should offer Donald Sterling 4 bitcoins and a poker lesson in exchange for the @LAClippers Lol

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

@rabois can't wait to battle with fakekeithrabois and fakeandreesen. I clearly win the best hair and best tan competition for fake identies

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

Rumor has it that @pmarca hired ex-Entourage writers to tweet for him?

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

I think the time is coming for the 1 percent to rebel against the tyranny of the 0.1 percent

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

“@fakemickymalka: Today is a good day to sell one of my companies.” Every day is good day to sell one of my companies.

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

@balajis

[Aaron Levie @levie]

"I'm looking for a currency that fluctuates by about 50-95% per day, what would you recommend?" - how most people discover Bitcoin

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

If that Box thing doesn't work for @levie, he could be a comedian or at least a politician.

[FakeChamath @Fakechamath]

NYT anti Business section story on how social media is bad getting to college. Right- let's go back to passing notes in class.