Fake Corey Fox

I am part God. I am part animal. I am human. I built the false kiva of music.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Forget the fixie bicycle, Provo.

Just #FixtheFox.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Let us book transgender shows. Let us book on tapeworm transgender tapeworms. Let us Book of Mormon our book on tapeworm transgender tapewor

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Sisters and brothers,
Let us end this moral outrage of segregation in Provo. Please use the hashtag #NoRearEntryForDeer.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Alas. Alack. There are kinfolk. There are folk bands. Could the two fuse it would rival the beauty of the centaur 'neath a blood moon!

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

To binary or not to binary, I ask as I book three Imagine Dragons cover bands for one night.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

A band in Provo named "Brought to you by Monster Energy" so that when they open for TM&TF Velour says it is brought to you by Monster Energy

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

New Year's Goals:
1. Extract my brothers at Pompeii from their magma-shackles.
2. Announce I too shall run for president
3. Destroy Sammy's.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

New Year's Resolution: Destroy the EPs your band left on my counter and bury them in Velour's floorboards. Ah, the tell-tale Electric Sound!

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Do not go gentle into that good night, @musemusicprovo!

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

A doe had three fawns in her litter. Did I dare slut shame her? Nayeth! I took her in, breastfed the fawns, played "Sleeping with a Friend"!

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Is that blood on your hands; or are you just happy to see me?

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

I don't remember @pizzahut asking me which musicians should be in their commercial. Learn your place, purveyors of tepid pizza.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

"I know I've lived a more glorious life than a thousand men...but I'm still afraid to die."

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

This shall be the year I get into The Bachelor, methinks.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

@colindenfield the ghosts of Muse owners past.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

A thousand rubies to the man who brings me the head of the dreaded Chinese vampire deer! https://t.co/FOrlaXy9Sz

[Strange Animals @Strange_Animals]

Water deer or vampire deer have no antlers & a pair of prominent tusks. They are found in China & Korea.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

You'll stop asking what happened to Stations 21 and 23 if you know what's good for you, Orem.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Provo bands! Nothing says "excellent career move" quite like a lead singer committing suicide.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

I love the smell of autumn. The surplus of open mic night performers...the leaves dying...the dreams of local bands dying...break up for me.

[Fake Corey Fox @FakeCoreyFox]

Transplants have overrun Provo. Prove your longstanding citizenship. Show me the date you registered your fixie with Provo City.