Fake Davina

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Thank you BB fans.... I'm tweeting whilst I also host BBBM. Cos I am like sooooo clever ! Ha' whoop!

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

BB Cheryl didn't have a tissue in the end. She's SO fired!

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

BB Right, this should shock em. We're
Sending in the Chuckle Brothers now..

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

BB quite fancy sticking Mr.T in... Although it might be funnier if he has to get the bus home looking like that....

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

BB Johnny's brother..?

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Right... Cigar stubbed out.. Let's go

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Quick half of shandy during the ads...

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Ha! Look at this lemon! Ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna mock his silly ass.. Watch!

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

BB Yup!

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

BB Bet he's posh!

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

PS @fakedavina can only tweet when she's not on the telly silly people... All good so far though...

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Phew... Quick ciggie and a red bull. More freaks.. Erm I mean Housemates to come.... Whoop!

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Right, zip me up. Let's do this....!! Whoop whoop

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Whoop whoop! Very exciting here at BBHQ. Can't wait to see the diary room chair.... Hope I don't pee myself with excitement!!

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

@yvieburnett Wow Yvie you are coooool. I lurve your shoes. Tonight I'm wearing a black megadeath t shirt and short skirt + boots. Or a suit.

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Just in a meeting about tonights show.... Aarrggghhhh soooo exciting. Here's a bit of the script. http://yfrog.com/bh1evj

[Fake Davina @fakedavina]

Hi everyone. Oooh I am soooooo excited about tonight. Whoop whoop. Just having bep beps, see you tonight on Channel 4.