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ABC admits entire fall schedule programmed by talking dog.

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Writers feign interest during show runner's fourth telling of his "what it was really like working on Coach" story.

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Due to California drought, actress agrees to take additional sip from water before leaving mostly-full bottle for someone else to clean up.

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Junior network exec comes up with last-minute way to ruin pilot.

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Writer headed to meeting tries to dress "professional" and also "cool and hip". Accomplishes neither.

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TV critics to continue to heap praise on comedies no one watches.

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Everyone involved in pilot silently trudges on, knowing full well it's a piece of shit that will never air.

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After pilot dies writer briefly ponders "just working at fucking Target."

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Las Vegas blackjack dealers brace for arrival of bitter, depressed writers whose pilots just died.

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Writer turns in pilot, goes back to wasting time writing @fakedeadline tweets.

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@FakeDeadline Writing staff agreement to stick to their New Year's diet dissolves when crafty brings in a waffle bar for breakfast.

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@FakeDeadline Report: Many Crew Members still "weirded out" seeing Transpo Driver in long pants and nice shirt at Wrap Party.

[Liz Feldman @thelizfeldman]

Thrilled to announce ONE BIG HAPPY premieres Tuesday March 17th 9:30pm on NBC! @NBCOneBigHappy @TheEllenShow
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Breaking News: Hacked Sony emails reveal security guard wishes he was 'a little taller."

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After success of Eaten Alive, Discovery plans follow-up special "Pooped Out Alive"

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After CBS goes dark on Dish Network, elderly couple has first meaningful conversation in years.

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Production crew too busy trying to get retweeted on @FakeDeadline to realize show was cancelled yesterday.

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Knocking DGA trainee wonders how getting ignored by actress in trailer is training him for anything but being resentful and angry.

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Careless Soy/almond milk mistake means more time in the rain for melancholy PA.