Eva•nescence

ive been bored.

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

green grapes are the underrated grape

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

today while on a video conference call the chair that i was sitting in broke & i just took the rest of the meeting directly from the floor lmfaoooo

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

Marlboro Red would be a beautiful name for a baby boy

[Michael Baggs @MichaelBaggs]

He hath risen, I guess

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

rip Jesus you would’ve loved Four Loko

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

today i received the ultimate travel accolade:
the TSA agent told me “i look like i know what im doing”
🥹

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

mosh call

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

black ice air freshener enemy no. 1

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

polyamorous man 🤝🏻 weird mustache

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

Eva’s 2023 Dating Wrapped

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

@shellbebee he answers to no one lmfao

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

second Christmas in a row where my parent’s pet pig has single-handedly ruined the holiday (this time by getting into an area of their yard he shouldn’t be in)
but look how cute

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

what is a sugar plum & why is it dancing

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

me showing up to the function in my winter coat

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

just had a pedicure where they massaged IN between my toes. felt like second base.

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

this is how it feels when u make a report at work & everyone loves it

[BIG TAY ˖⁺‧₊⟡₊˚⊹ @gothsconsin]

its barbie bitch

[Eva•nescence @fakedivine]

me & who