Christel

Kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets.

[Christel @fakedooors]

@endae "When you match 3 codeine bottles, Lil Wayne has a seizure." I told her. "Oh, I don't like this." she answered in a concerned tone.

[Christel @fakedooors]

My mom asked me to install a slot machine game on her new phone. I chose this one.

[Christel @fakedooors]

Ugh. This whole day, you guys.

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This game will scare you right out of your pants. https://t.co/QpDwYXmdqr

[Christel @fakedooors]

@Fynnpire It was just as much fun watching you as it was to play. I didn't look back either! We fannpires need to share these everywhere.

[Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream]

If flinging your bra across the room as soon as you walk through the door is wrong, then maybe I SHOULD leave your dinner party.

[Christel @fakedooors]

I want gelato but I don't want to go get gelato. This has been a tweet of extreme importance.

[Christel @fakedooors]

Hold up a sec, #dragonageinquisition -- Solas is rebuilding the Elven empire and I'm not invited? Fenedhis!

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Downloading Trespasser! Squeeeeee! #dainquisition #iplaybioware… https://t.co/Xfxm1w1QBS

[Christel @fakedooors]

I left soup in the fridge too long and it smells like a dodge ball. #themoreyouknow

[Christel @fakedooors]

Every Labor Day, Laborham Lincoln rises from the grave and showers… https://t.co/kaOfndd3Mq

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@Fynnpire This game is SO. CREEPY. I was hoping you'd play it -- yay!

[Nick Reineke @RockLeeSmile]

RT my MS-Paint drawing of @realDonaldTrump please for all the glory in the history of man.

[Christel @fakedooors]

These are some spicy fajitas I just made. Like WTF spicy.

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@GeekRemix @GeekRemix I wish I could favorite this more than once -- so cool! Also, happy anniversary, @GeekRemixALot!

[Christel @fakedooors]

Sushi Palace has gotten rid of their spinning chicken that shits out treasure eggs, and now this is the worst Christmas ever.

[Christel @fakedooors]

I'm gonna go get dressed.
::turns on Skyrim::

[Christel @fakedooors]

I'm tempted to make a Get Ready w/ Me channel wherein I slowly & reluctantly get dressed while complaining about having to leave the house.

[Christel @fakedooors]

Dudes, I've almost been married two years! #what #wat #wotwot

[Christel @fakedooors]

@Fynnpire "I've got this game sorted, it's fine. Ooh, now I'm fucked." - Fynnpire, 2015 #favoriteYouTuber