Drew Rogers

BDE: Big Dad Energy

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

Nobody:

Literally no one:

Every girl who made out w me in college:

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@aliyah_potts God damn this is insanity wtffff so glad I had already left for U of A where this kind of toxic masculine bullshit would never fly 🙅🏻‍♂️

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@aliyah_potts Lmao I deleted Twitter app months ago and had to login to see some inauguration tweets... obviously your tweets popped up first and figured I couldn’t pass by without saying howdy 🤠

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@aliyah_potts Ironically that’s some real king shit 👑

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@stephiesmallls Jesussss stay safe and hydrated!! Sending horoscope magic vibez your way cause I know that’s your jam 🪄 ✨

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@gnash @msyfao thoooo?

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@seaf0amshame @kidkicker Ty for the inspo

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@Chromeo 👌🏻

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@Chromeo AUNTIE IS LIFE. Will there be a physical LP drop? I want @IanIsiah sexy ass face up on my wall

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

It could never work out between us... I’m a Neo and he’s a sagamorpheus

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@justinbmoreno has a gift

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@matttogni Thank you dude. Also just looking back at his political past... Clinton is not our slay queen. We have zero reason to ride for him so let’s investigate this (possible) monster and be the party of accountability... “Not because it is easy... but because it is hahhhhd”

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@matttogni NOT HANKS.... DEAR GOD NOT HANKS

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars ✨

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damn bro everybody running for president i just wanna be the manager at a walgreens

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@dmillz_ I thought it was bad then he did the designer roll call. Dude with that body you look like you’re dressed for first communion... chill

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@stephiesmallls Don’t fucking attack me like this. it’s 10am on the west coast... lemme get through emails first

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@stephiesmallls LET HIM CHEAT ON YOU... or you’ll regret it I promise 😭

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@aliyah_potts You’ve hit your twitter stride.

[Drew Rogers @fakedrewrogers]

@disscostew13864 @daGingMan @TheOnion I see what you’re saying but I think you may be making the overreach... You might not be racist sure, you also might be a great paramedic who will use CPR on anybody who needs it. But since it’s your JOB to provide CPR to anyone who is in trouble this isn’t proof of non-racism.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Conservative memes are always some old TV character with a condescending phrase, so I stole the format and put better ideas.