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Any truth in any of my 'facts' is purely coincidental.

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Sideburns are illegal in Belgium.

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The footballer Peter Beardsley invented the speed bump.

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Dogs are extremely good at roulette.

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Tigers have the ability regrow lost limbs.

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The longest noodle ever made was 19 miles long.

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Cheese related crime is down 72% compared to last year.

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Fish is an anagram of dishwasher.

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It is illegal to wear a cardigan in the welsh town of Cardigan.

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All bears have koumpounophobia (a fear of buttons)

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Sharks are easily enraged by gold jewellery.

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#madeupfacts Although a virgin herself Ann Widdecombe is the madam of a very successful brothel.

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#madeupfacts the honey bee lays the biggest egg of any animal alive today.

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#madeupfacts donkeys are actually amphibians.

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Jam is a very effective spermicide.

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E.T's look was based on Bernie Ecclestone.

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Donkey Kong's look was based on John McCririck the horse racing pundit.

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Coriander is a powerful hallucinogenic.

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This is Jim Davidson's biggest fan.

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Stevie Wonder went blind due to masturbation, he also has to have his palms waxed regularly.

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Fatima Whitbread has no genitals either male or female, she is said to resemble action man down bellow.