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#momsonn #teenageer #nolimits #omegle

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#momsonn #teenageer #nolimits #omegle

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Plus, I haven't found a good BBQ place in this whole city. But I WOULD get to play with Adrian Peterson. I'm gonna have to sleep on this...

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Lying in bed alone here in Minneapolis. I miss home already. Maybe I shouldn't be playing football. I'll let the Vikings know in the a.m.

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I'm enjoying all these comparisons to Michael Jordan and Garth Brooks. Thanks to all my adoring fans!

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@LawyerMilloy Any video poems about me?

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@likeabaroness You sure that smell isn't just all the cows in Wisconsin?

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@shawnemerriman Why don't you go put on a pink shirt and hang out with Ashton?

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@aplusk Nice pink shirt. You'd get yer ass kicked in Hattiesburg for wearing that.

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@likeabaroness By "burning" you mean "repainting it purple and gold," right? That's what true Packers fans would do.

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@seangaffney Thoughts can't get intercepted. That's why I love them.

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@rfrisco206 If I were pulling a Jordan, I would have "retired" for a year to serve a hidden gambling suspension. Get yer facts straight.

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@sportsguy33 The true wrestling fans understood Hulk joining the NWO, just like the true Packers fans understand me joining the Vikings.

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@jones_drew32 Like I said in my press conference, if you don't like all the coverage, you don't have to watch.

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@michaelstrahan Hey Mike, good to see you on here. Remember that time I let you sack me so you could set the sack record? Good times, man.

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I hope the Mall of America sells Wranglers.

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ESPN calls my signing "Purple Reign." Can't wait to skip tomorrow's film session and drive around St. Paul in my little red Corvette.

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Peter King doesn't like me anymore: http://snurl.com/qh7vh Whatever. A true journalist would understand.

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Watching ESPN reaction in my private locker room. I hope they get their lips off my butt by the time I start Friday night's game.

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Just ended my first Vikings press conference. Like the part where I said Packers fans will understand me? Totally pulled that out of my ass!