Fakie Stewart

Getting in on this newfangled interweb nonsense lads and lassies.

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@FakeDCf1 sad to see fake f1 has seemingly died

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Alright boys and girls. Are we still going? #fakef1 #c4f1

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@FakeFernando Is it?

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Wayhey, 7th best driver ever. off to the pub to celebrate!

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So, I've not been on for a while. What's been happening? I got very drunk when #forcescotland fell through and just woke up.

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Whisky friday :-)

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@FakeMarussia @TheFakeIsabell @fakeandrewgreen Make that beer, beer and beer, and I'm in.

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David is coul, Murray's a walker, Jake takes the hump, and Eddie's a talker.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whisky's to be drunk. And I am too!

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RASTAMOUSE! RASTAMOUSE! COME IN RASTAMOUSE!

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@Duchess_Sharon ".... Dickinson with a wasps nest down his trousers"

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@Duchess_Sharon More commentators should do that. Maybe DC will throw him in this year. Something like "this engine sounds like Bruce....."

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@bridge_mcmillan Good luck buying a charity shop.

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@fakeflyingscot @Duchess_Sharon (My Bruce Impression)

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@Duchess_Sharon WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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@FakediRestaF1 I don't remember.

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Wow, happy Birthday @TashaDragonfly . You are officially 100 times younger than me.

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@theFakeVettel @fakeleemckenzie But Juicy Jackie could actually be a girl.

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@theFakeVettel @FakeLeeMcKenzie Sexy Stewart/ Juicy Jackie?

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@FakediRestaF1 They tried to make me go to rehab. I said, "Is there a bar there?"